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October 23, 2016
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?”/“He couldn’t fit in the elevator.”

In the film King Kong (1933), the ape King Kong climbs the Empire State Building. A joke was printed in a 1971 newspaper and in other newspapers in the 1970s: Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire…

October 23, 2016
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?”/“He needed to catch a plane.”

In the film King Kong (1933), the ape King Kong climbs the Empire State Building and is attacked by airplanes. A joke was printed in a 1971 newspaper and in other newspapers in the 1970s: Q: Why…

July 25, 2018
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why did the AC compressor sweat?”/“Because it had to run all day.”

Air conditioning does "run" like a runner runs, but a joke is: Q: Why did the AC compressor sweat?A: Because it had to run all day. The joke was posted on Twitter by HVACEDONLINE on May…

February 27, 2018
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why did the hedgehog cross the road?”/“To see his flatmate.”

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A hedgehog version is: Q: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?A: To…

January 25, 2021
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?”/“It was tired of being taken for granite.”

Marble countertops are not the same as granite countertops. A riddle is: Q: Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?A: It was tired of being taken for granite. "Taken for granite"…

October 26, 2016
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why did the moron jump from the building?”/“He wanted to make a hit on Broadway.”

"Broadway" often means "show business" rather than just the street itself, but there's an old "Little Moron" riddle from August 1942 that involves both meanings:…

September 21, 2017
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why did the pirate ask to get a mortgage with 3.142 percent interest?”/“He wanted the pi-rate!”

A pirate riddle is: Q: Why did the pirate ask to get a mortgage with 3.142 percent interest?A: He wanted the pi-rate! The joke was posted on PirateJokes.net on February 21, 2015. "Why did the…

March 9, 2018
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why didn’t 4 enter the haunted house?”/“Because it was 2 squared.”

A haunted house riddle is: Q: Why didn't 4 enter the haunted house?A: Because it was 2 squared. "2 squared" sounds like "too scared." The pun was posted on Twitter on July…

March 4, 2017
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?”/“Because he was too far out, man.”

A hippie riddle is: Q: Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?A: Because he was too far out, man. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2002 and has been printed on many…

December 22, 2025
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why do bugs have to come inside like you guys have the entire outdoor world to roam in, this 350 square foot apartment is all I have”

"I don't understand why bugs come inside when they got the WHOLE OUTSIDE" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Bugs Have so much outside, why they so pressed to…

October 26, 2016
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?”/“It lifts their spirits.”

A popular ghost riddle is: Q: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?A: It lifts their spirits. "Q. Why did the ghosts get in the elevator? A. They wanted to raise their spirits" was…

February 8, 2016
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why do mathematicians like parks?”/“Because of all the natural logs.”

A popular math joke is: Q: Why do mathematicians like parks?A: Because of all the natural logs. The natural logarithm ("natural logs") joke has been cited in print since at least 2006.…

June 22, 2024
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why do smoke detector batteries only ever run down then start making that annoying beep in the middle of the night?”

Smoke detector batteries start ot beep when they're low, and this always seems to happen in the middle of the night. "why do smoke detector batteries only ever run down then start making…

March 5, 2021
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why do they call it a hot water heater when it actually heats cold water?”

A water heater is often called a "hot water heater." "why do people say 'hot water heater' when it heats cold water?" was posted on Twitter by Barry Skalski on May 4,…

August 24, 2021
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why do they call them lifts in the UK & elevators in the US?”/“Because we’re raised differently.”

Why does one country use the term "lifts" and another country use the term "elevators"? "In the UK we call them lifts but in the US they call them elevators, because…

July 9, 2024
Buildings/Housing/ParksGovernment/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes?”/“Professional courtesy.”

Politicians have a reputation, according to many people, about the same as thieves. "Q: Why don't thieves burgle politicians' home? A: Professional courtesy. #LightUpNigeria"…

December 5, 2017
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?”/“Because it soots him.”

A Christmas riddle is: Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?A: Because it soots (suits) him. The Christmas pun has been cited in print since at least December 1894. Google…

May 18, 2024
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why does the need to pee intensify by a million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house?”

"Why does the need to pee intensify by a million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Why does the urge…

July 11, 2024
Buildings/Housing/ParksGovernment/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“Why don’t thieves burgle politicians’ homes?”/“Professional courtesy.”

Politicians have a reputation, according to many people, about the same as thieves. "Q: Why don't thieves burgle politicians' home? A: Professional courtesy. #LightUpNigeria"…

July 25, 2018
Buildings/Housing/Parks

“Why is a room full of married people empty?”/“Because there’s not a single person in it.”

A riddle about rooms is: Q: Why is a room full of married people like an empty room?A: Because there's not a single person in it. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1823. Google…

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