“A house is not a home without a dog”
"A hosue is not a home without a dog" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as signs, plaques and mugs. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1968. 30…
“A house isn’t a home unless there’s wifi”
"A house isn't a home unless there's wifi" is a saying that has been printed in several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July 6, 2012. Wikipedia: Wi-FiWi-Fi or WiFi…
“A HOUSE without HOES is just U”
Several jokes involve the spelling of "house." "'You can't spell 'house' without hoes' - @srikvlteswaran" was posted on X/Twitter by Disobedient Avocado…
“A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he cleaned the whole house”
"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he cleaned the whole house" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "A Husband Is…
“A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he cleaned the house”
"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he cleaned the whole house" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "A Husband Is…
“A large group of Karens is called a Homeowners’ Association”
"A large group of Karens is called a Homeowners' Association" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A "Karen" is a highly opinionated and entitled person.…
“A large group of Karens is called an HOA”
"A large group of Karens is called a Homeowners' Association" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A "Karen" is a highly opinionated and entitled person.…
“A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building” (joke)
A popular physics joke involving the Empire State Building is: "A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building. He yells 'Don't do it! You have so much…
“A real sign that you’ve made it is when your couches aren’t against a wall”
"If your couch isn’t against a wall you are unimaginably rich" was posted on Twitter by conntent mcnett on October 3, 2019. That is, if a couch is not against a wall, the room is not…
“A rolling stone gathers no moss. but a moving ceiling fan gathers dust like a motherfucker”
"A rolling stone gathers no moss" is an old saying. An addition to the proverb was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on December 4, 2016: "A rolling stone gathers no moss but a…
“A skyscraper is a machine that makes the land pay”
"The building is merely the machine that makes the land pay," architect Cass Gilbert (1859-1934) said in 1900 about the new skyscrapers popping up in big cities. Gilbert would become even…
“A space heater makes a great housewarming gift”
What's a good housewarming gift? A space heater literally is a "house-warming" gift. "A space heater is the ultimate housewarming gift" was posted on Twitter on September…
“A town with a lot of park benches is a sity”
"City" has nothing to do with "sit," but there are jokes. "What do you call a town with a lot of benches? A sitty" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on August 5, 2023.…
“A warehouse is just a regular house until the full moon hits”
A warehouse has nothing to do with a werewolf, but there are jokes. "When the full moon comes out does a werewolf's house turn into a warehouse?" was posted on Facebook by Joey…
“After 35, there’s no way to get out of a pool float with your dignity intact”
"Fact: There's no graceful way to get on a pool float" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "After 35, there’s no way to get out of a pool float with your dignity…
“After years of research, I finally figured out the secret to a healthy lawn…”
X/Twitter LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85 After years of research, I finally figured out the secret to a healthy lawn: sprinkle protein powder on the wet morning grass. The…
“Air conditioning implies the existence of air shampooing”
Reddit -- Funny Posted by u/Gemaman2 April 14, 2014If shampoo is meant to be applied first for conditioner to fully work, why don't we have air shampoos? Reddit -- ShittyasksciencePosted by…
“Alexa, take down the Christmas decorations”
"Alexa, take down the Christmas decorations" is a jocular command that has been printed on many images. The Amazon Alexa virtual assistant can help with many things but not this.…
“All down escalators should just be replaced with slides”
Should all down escalators be converted to slides? "Escalators n stairs that lead down shld be replaced with slides" was posted on X/Twitter by Roshni P on April 14, 2010. "RT…
“All I want for Christmas is a self-cleaning house”
"All I want for Christmas is a self-cleaning house" is a Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. "Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a self-cleaning house and…