“An armed man ran into a real estate agency and shouted, ‘Nobody move!’”

A bank robber might say, “Nobody move!” A real estate office, however, depends on people moving (from their homes).
     
“‘Okay, nobody move!’ - the world’s worst real estate agent” was posted on Twitter by socially distant steve on January 27, 2015. “[guy bursts into crowded real estate agents] OK NOBODY MOVE *from back office* Aw c’mon man – really? It’s tough enough in this economy” was posted on Twitter by Funny Things on May 14, 2015.
     
“An armed man ran into a real estate agency and shouted… ‘Nobody move!’” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on December 5, 2020.
   
   
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socially distant steve
@IGotsSmarts
“Okay, nobody move!” - the world’s worst real estate agent.
4:50 PM · Jan 27, 2015·Tweetbot for iΟS
   
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Funny Things
@FunnyPictures14
[guy bursts into crowded real estate agents]
OK NOBODY MOVE
*from back office*
Aw c’mon man – really? It’s tough enough in this economy.
12:19 AM · May 14, 2015·twitterfeed
   
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Laura Final Fantasy
@lamooregalore
(Guy bursts into crowded real estate Agency) OKAY NOBODY MOVE *From back office* Aw cmon man, really? It’s tough enough In this economy.
2:20 AM · May 27, 2015·Twitter Web App
   
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john
@mrjohndarby
[bank]
Bank robber *pulls out gun*: NOBODY MOVE!
Me *starts dialling real estate agent*
6:40 PM · Jan 26, 2017·Twitter for Android
     
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David Ries
@ItsMyUvula
@daniellekang Man bursts into real estate office yelling “O.K. NOBODY MOVE!”
3:43 AM · Mar 11, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
     
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Just Plain Creepy (collabs are open!) (YT)
@fuzzypantaloons
Some guy just burst into a real estate office yelling “Okay…Nobody move!”
6:06 PM · Jan 4, 2020·Twitter Web App
   
Facebook
WSCQ 96.3 FM
November 14, 2020 at 10:25 PM ·
SUN RADIO
Some guy just ran into a real estate office and screamed
“OK, Nobody move”
 
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter December 5, 2020
An armed man ran into a real estate agency and shouted…
“Nobody move!”
COMMENTS
Zagasy
I’m dumb, can someone explain?
kishenoy
Real estate does the selling of houses and when people buy a new house, they move into it. So saying nobody move means nobody change house.