“What do you get when a bee is stuck in a garage?”/“Garbage.”
"Q: What do you get when a bee gets stuck in a garage? A: Garbage" was posted on Facebook by Precision Garage Door of Fairfield County CT on August 16, 2020. "What do you get when a…
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“What do you get when a dinosaur mates with a pig?”/“Jurassic Pork”
Jurassic Park (a 1993 American science fiction adventure film about a team of genetic scientists who create a wildlife park of de-extinct dinosaurs) shouldn't be confused with "Jurassic…
“What do you get when an cross an elephant with a RINO?” (joke)
A joke cited in print from at least 1973 is: Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino.A. An elephino. (Hell-if-I-know -- ed.) The joke is also told with RINO (Republican In Name…
“What do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?”/“Squash.”
A "squash" pun is: Q: What do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?A: Squash. The elephant joke has been cited in print since at least 2003. Google BooksNoah's Favorite…
“What do you get when lightning strikes the chicken coop?”/“Sudden fried chicken.”
A fried chicken riddle is: Q: What do you get when lightning strikes the chicken coop?A: Sudden fried chicken. "Sudden friend chicken" can sound like "Southern fried chicken."…
“What do you get when someone hits you with a couple of beer cans?”/“A brews.”
"Brews" sounds like "bruise." There have been several puns. "What do you get if you get hit by a tea bag? A brews!" was posted on Twitter on May 1, 2012. "A beer…
“What do you get when the sunrise bends over?”/“The crack of dawn.”
A sunrise riddle is: Q: What do you get when the sunrise bends over?A: The crack of dawn. The joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 26, 2019. Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by u/yaboi79 July 26,…
“What do you get when you ask a politician for the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth?”
"Do you solemnly swear or affirm that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you god?" is a sworn oath. Politicians are often said to have a problem…
“What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?”/“A pineapple.”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What do you get when you combine/cross/mix a Christmas tree with an iPad?A: A pineapple. The Christmas tree is often a pine tree, and an iPad is made by Apple Inc.…
“What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?”/“A hot-diggity-dog.”
A joke on the expression "Hot diggity dog!" is: Q: What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?A: A hot-diggity-dog. The riddle was posted on Twitter on July 17,…
“What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?”/“Milk and quackers.”
A "milk and crackers" pun is: Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?A: Milk and quackers. "Helen Griffith -- If you had a cow and some ducks, what would you have? --…
“What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle?”/“Run over.”
A highway riddle is: Q: What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle?A: Run over. The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on July 9, 1992. Google Groups: rec.humorClean Joke…
“What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?”/“A gingerbreadmon.”
A gingerbread man riddle is: Q: What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a ginger?A: A gingerbreadmon. The joke was posted on Twitter by PieGuy on April 6, 2012. Wikipedia: Gingerbread manA…
“What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar?”/“A leap year.”
A leap year riddle is: Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar?A: A leap year. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1994. “What is a kangaroo’s favorite…
“What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?”/“Another lawyer.”
A lawyer joke is: Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?A: Another lawyer. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1989, when it was published in the Chicago…
“What do you get when you cross a police dog with a skunk?”/“Law & odor.”
A "law and order" pun is: Q: What do you get when you cross a police dog with a skunk?A: Law & odor. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1996. 12 January 1996, The News…
“What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow?”/“Blue cheese.”
"Smurf" cartoon characters are blue, and a riddle is: Q: What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow?A: Blue cheese. The joke was posted on Twitter on July 28, 2011 (when the movie…
“What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?”/“Frostbite.”
A popular Halloween and winter riddle is: Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?A: Frostbite. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1989, and has been printed on many…
“What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?”/“Lots of blood tests.”
A vampire riddle is: Q: What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?A: Lots of blood tests. The popular Halloween joke has been cited in print since at least 1986. Google Books696 Silly…
“What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?”/“A turkey that can pluck himself.”
A turkey riddle about a bird that can "pluck itself" is popularly told on Thanksgiving. "What do you get if you cross a turkey with a banjo? A bird that plucks itself" was…