“What do you get when someone hits you with a couple of beer cans?”/“A brews.”

“Brews” sounds like “bruise.” There have been several puns. “What do you get if you get hit by a tea bag? A brews!” was posted on Twitter on May 1, 2012.
   
“A beer hit me in the arm and gave me a brews” was posted on Twitter on September 9, 2012.
   
       
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Lizardfish‏
@LizardfishTV
What do you get if you get hit by a tea bag? A brews!
6:45 AM - 1 May 2012
 
Twitter
Emma Beck‏
@lollipopprlady
Joke of the day! RT @lizardfishtv: What do you get if you get hit by a tea bag? A brews!
6:47 AM - 1 May 2012
 
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Cristian Arroyo‏
@CristianArroyo
A beer hit me in the arm and gave me a brews. :(
2:04 PM - 9 Sep 2012
 
The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day
Monday, August 7, 2017
What do you get when someone hits you with a couple of beer cans?
A brews.
Posted by Tim Wycislak at 7:05 AM