“U.S. Navy: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it”
"U.S. Army/Navy: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I am a soldier in the US Army. My job is to defend your ass, not kiss…
New York of India (Mumbai nickname)
“Ugh…January. The whole month is just a giant Monday”
"January (n.) A giant Monday" and "Ugh...January. The whole month is just a giant Monday" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "January's like a giant…
“Ugliest, filthiest, shittiest city in the world” (Henry Miller)
Henry Miller (1891-1980) was an American novelist famed for his sexually graphic works that were banned in the 1950s, such as Tropic of Cancer and Tropic of Capricorn. Miller was born in the…
“Ummmm no I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source”
Instagram Reels (short videos) is a format that was popularized by TikTok. These short videos can be addicting, but many people believe they are time-wasters. This humorous comment was posted on…
“Un cuadrangular en sabor (A home run of flavor)” (El Nuevo Caridad restaurant)
El Nuevo Caridad restaurant, at 191st Street and St. Nicholas Avenue, is a place to watch Dominican baseball players. The restaurant's slogan is ""Un cuadrangular en sabor (A home…
“Unattended children will be given an energy drink and taught to swear” (sign)
"Unattended children will be given an energy drink and taught to swear" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sign at Burley Oak brewery: Unattended children…
“Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy”
"Unattended children will be given an espresso and a puppy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. “Unattended children will be given two shots of espresso and a free…
“Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten”
"Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. "All Unattended Children Will Be Given a Free Kitten" was…
“Uncork and unwind” (wine saying)
"Uncork and unwind" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Uncork" refers to the wine bottle; "unwind" refers to the wine drinker. "Uncork and…
“Uncrustables are dry ravioli”
Various foods have been described as "dry ravioli" (that is, pocket-like and without sauce). “Pop-Tarts are breakfast ravioli” is a frequent saying. "poptarts are just large…
“Under capitalism, man exploits man; under communism, it is the other way around’’
Both Poland and Russia claim this capitalism/communism joke in 1958. From Journey to Poland and Yugoslavia (1958) by John Kenneth Galbreath: "Do you know the difference between capitalism and…
“Under Communism, I’d be starving too much to have tits this big” (women’s T-shirt saying)
"Under Communism, I'd be starving too much to have tits this big" (women's T-shirt saying) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Under communism…
“Under the table” (secretly or covertly, often said of a payment)
A deal or a payment made "under the table" is one made secretly or covertly. The phrase "under the table" might come from card playing and gambling, but some liquor during…
“Undercooked meat is a rare treat”
"A rare treat" doesn't usually refer to the cooking degree of meat, but there are jokes. "@mycroft33 actually, an undercooked steak is a rare treat" was posted on Twitter…
“Underground trains are subways. Elevated trains are domways”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Underpromise and overdeliver” (business adage)
Some businesses believe that it is best to "under-promise and over-deliver." For example, a business might believe that something can be delivered on Thursday, but the company will tell…
“Understand paranoid people better by following them around”
"Understand paranoid people better by following them around" (or "To understand paranoid people better, follow them around") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Understanding biology is not a phobia”
"Understanding biology is not a phobia" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying means that recognizing someone's biological sex is not…
“Understanding two words will open the most doors for you. Push and pull”
The two terms that are said to open doors for people are usually "please" and "thank you." According to a joke printed on many images, however, the two words that will literally…
“Unexpected money is NOT about to hit your bank account. Stop sharing that BS and go to work”
"Unexpected money is NOT about to hit your bank account. Stop sharing that BS/nonsense/shit and go to work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Unexpected Money About…