“Someone who is busier than you is running right now”
"Someone who is busier than you is running right now" is a running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one is really never too busy to find time to run.…
New York of India (Mumbai nickname)
“Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian; someone who makes you think, then laugh is a humorist”
Entry in progress -- B.P. 30 September 1978, The Centre Daily Times (State College, PA), pg. 4, col. 2:Subtle DifferenceSomeone who makes you laugh is a comedian, George Burns said. Someone who…
“Someone who puts up Halloween decorations early suffers from premature ejackolantern”
"If you carve a pumpkin in September, it’s called premature ejackolantern" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Premature ejackolantern" is a portmanteau…
“Someone wrote a book on clocks? It’s about time!”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterLipstickKARO'S EFFECT@OsakaromenSomeone wrote a book on clocks?It's about time!4:12 PM · Jun 12, 2019·Twitter for Android Reddit -- CleanjokesPosted by…
“Someone’s just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries”
"Super fish oil" sounds like "superficial." A joke was posted on Twitter on July 31, 2011: "Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received…
“Someone’s stollen my German Christmas cake”
"Stollen" is a German fruit bread, often served at Christmas. There are many puns with stollen and "stolen." "Thought of a new recipe for a cake with marzipan and sultanas.…
“Something in the water” (cause of unusual activity)
"There must be something in the water" is a jocular statement, guessing that the water is responsible for unusual conditions in a locality. "There must be something in the water at…
“Something rotten in the cotton”
"Something (is) rotten in the cotton" is a Southern expression meaning that something is wrong. U.S. president Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973) is credited with saying it. "Something…
“Sometimes all you need is a billion dollars”
"Sometimes all you need is a billion dollars" (or "Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars") is a jocular saying about money that has been printed on many images.…
“Sometimes all you need is a hug from the right person and all your stress will melt away”
"Sometimes all you need is a hug" is an old saying. "Sometimes all you need is a hug from the right person and all your stress will melt away" is an inspirational saying that…
“Sometimes getting unfriended on Facebook is magical…really…it’s like the trash took itself out”
"Sometimes getting unfriended on Facebook is magical...really...it's like the trash took itself out" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes getting…
“Sometimes I be wanting to tell my job…. ‘My mom said I can’t come’”
A parental excuse usually doesn't work with a job, but some people would like to try. This was posted on Facebook by Tiffany Benton Harper on May 30, 2019, and received over 110,000 shares:…
“Sometimes I can’t figure out if I’m in preschool or high school. Oh wait, I’m at work”
"Sometimes I can't figure out if I'm in preschool or high school. Oh wait, I'm at work" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I…
“Sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or third time for extra lockiness”
"Sometimes I think I’m reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or third time for extra lockiness" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Sometimes I cook with hate just to see if anyone can really tell the difference”
"Cook/Cooked/Cooking with love" is a common expression, usually referring to slow fast (as opposed to fast food). People often wonder if there is an opposite expression. "Oh, really?…
“Sometimes I delete my own posts because I’m not the same person I was 4 minutes ago”
"Sometimes I delete my own posts because I'm not the same person I was 4-5 minutes ago" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I delete my own…
“Sometimes I delete my own posts because I’m not the same person I was 5 minutes ago”
"Sometimes I delete my own posts because I'm not the same person I was 4-5 minutes ago" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I delete my own…
“Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver”
"Sometimes I drink water (just) to surprise my liver" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Today I am gonna surprise my liver, I'm gonna drink…
“Sometimes I eat healthy. Other times, I use cookies as spoons”
"Sometimes I eat healthy. Other times, I use cookies as spoons" (or "Sometimes I'm healthy AF and sometimes I use cookies as a spoon for ice cream") is a saying that has…
“Sometimes I fall apart and that’s okay” (taco meme)
"It's okay if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them" (or "It's okay to fall apart sometimes, Tacos do, and we still love them") is a saying…