“Remember before OnlyFans when your mom just sold Avon?”
"Remember before OnlyFans when your mom just sold Avon?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, moms who used to sell cosmetics(Avon) are now selling their bodies for…
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“Remember before the internet when we thought people were dumb because they didn’t have access to information?”
"Do y'all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? Yeah. It wasn't that" is a jocular saying that has…
“Remember DO NOT grab another person’s facemask. It’s a 15-yard penalty and an automatic 1st down”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to wear face masks. The masks weren't the same as the face masks in football, but there were jokes. "Remember DO NOT grab another…
“Remember if your flight gets cancelled most airports have a secret fleet of backup planes…”
When airlines cancel flights, angry passengers often take their rage out on the customer service representative, who did not cause the problem. This sarcasm was posted on Twitter by Jeremy Khan on…
“Remember kids, don’t play with fireworks. Leave it to the adults who have been drinking”
"Remember kids, don't play with fireworks. Leave it to the adults who have been drinking all day" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been…
“Remember last year on St. Patrick’s Day? Yeah, me neither”
"Remember last year on St. Patrick's Day? Yeah, me neither" -- that is, people get too drunk on St. Patrick's Day to remember it -- is a jocular drinking saying that has been…
“Remember Noah and the ark, when it rained 40 days and 40 nights?” (Texas weather joke)
Texas has plenty of jokes about the lack of rain in some parts of the state. The "Noah and the flood" joke is popular on the internet and has been told about other states (California, New…
“Remember November” (“Remember in November”)
The Republican Governors Association released a video on April 23, 2010 titled Remember November. The RGA's rhyme meant that the public should remember failed Democrat promises and vote…
“Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That’s Florida”
"Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That's Florida/Texas/today" is a hot weather saying that has been printed on many images. Super Mario…
“Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That’s Texas”
"Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That's Florida/Texas/today" is a hot weather saying that has been printed on many images. Super Mario…
“Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That’s today”
"Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That's Florida/Texas/today" is a hot weather saying that has been printed on many images. Super Mario…
“Remember that time when police stood with the people against tyrannical laws?”
"Remember that time when police stood with the people against tyrannical laws and corrupt politicians? Neither do I. Never forget who the real enemy is" is an anti-police saying that has…
“Remember the à la mode!” (pie à la mode)
"Remember the Alamo!" (or, as some insist, "Remember Alamo!") was the famous Texas cry at the victorious Battle of San Jacinto on April 21, 1836. The inevitable "Remember…
“Remember the Alamo!”
"Remember the Alamo!" was the war cry at the battle of San Jacinto on April 21, 1836, about a month after the fall of the Alamo. The Texas forces, led by commander-in-chief Sam Houston,…
“Remember the Neediest” (New York Times Christmas Appeal)
"The 100 Neediest," or "REMEMBER THE NEEDIEST," is the annual Christmas appeal by the New York Times that started in 1912. The Christmas appeal has extended to other media in…
“Remember the tea-kettle—though up to its neck in hot water, it still sings”
"Remember the tea-kettle -- though up to its neck in hot water, it still sings" is cited in print from 1920. The saying was a popular one during the hard times ("hot water") of…
“Remember those who served before. Remember those who are no more…” (Memorial Day poem)
"On This Memorial Day" by Emily Toma was published by Family Friend Poems in June 2014: "Remember those who served before.Remember those who are no more.Remember those who serve…
“Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 1st”
"Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 1st" is a jocular summer saying that has been printed on many images. The joke begins with the hours of a…
“Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 2nd”
"Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 1st" is a jocular summer saying that has been printed on many images. The joke begins with the hours of a…
“Remember to set your scale back 10 lbs. this week”
"Remember to set your scale back 10 lbs. this week" (or "Don’t forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1 am for Thanksgiving") -- a joke about…