“A book dies every time you watch a reality TV show”
Jersey Shore was an American reality television series that ran from 2009 until 2012. "Every time someone watches jersey shore, a book commits suicide!" was posted on Twitter on January…
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“A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame”
"My self" might sound like "my shelf" if someone (such as the Scottish accent of actor Sean Connery) pronounces it. "I was at home last night, and a book fell on my head.I…
“A book walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A book version is: "A book walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Please, no…
“A boomerang is basically a single-player frisbee”
"A boomerang is a single player frisbee" was posted on Twitter by mackenzie on January 29, 2013. "A boomerang is like a single player frisbee" was posted on Twitter by Jimmy…
“A boomerang walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A boomerang version is: "A boomerang walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hey,…
“A boss is like a diaper—always on your ass and full of shit”
"A boss is like a diaper -- always on your ass and full of shit" is a jocular one-line saying shared by many workers. "Bosses are like diapers — full of shit and all over your…
“A bowling alley is a pretty bad place to serve finger foods”
People at a bowling alley put their fingers into bowling balls. "The first rule of staying alive is NEVER, EVER EAT FINGER FOOD AT A BOWLING ALLEY" was posted on Twitter on May 5, 2009.…
“A bowling alley is a pretty bad place to serve finger foods”
People at a bowling alley put their fingers into bowling balls. "The first rule of staying alive is NEVER, EVER EAT FINGER FOOD AT A BOWLING ALLEY" was posted on Twitter on May 5, 2009.…
“A boy who couldn’t see, hear, smell, feel or taste punched me in the face yesterday” (joke)
A pun about "senseless violence" is: "A boy who couldn't see, hear, smell, feel or taste punched me in the face yesterday. I told him there was no need for senseless violence.…
“A bra and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A bra version is: "A bra walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says,…
“A bra walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A bra version is: "A bra walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says,…
“A bra, car battery and some jumper cables walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version combines these jokes: . “A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,…
“A brain walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A popular joke involving a brain is: "A brain walks into a bar and asks for a pint of…
“A breakfast of champions means something entirely different to a cannibal”
"Breakfast of Champions" has been the slogan of Wheaties cereal from 1933. Menudo (a Mexican soup) has also been called the "breakfast of champions." To a cannibal, however,…
“A brew will see you through”
"A brew will see you through" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least March 2012. X/Twitter Emma Stickley @organdie84…
“A brownie is like an espresso of cake”
Espresso is more intense coffee, and a brownie is a more intense cake. American stand-up comedian, actor and writer Jim Gaffigan tweeted on March 31, 2014: "A brownie is like an espresso of…
“A bubble is a bull market in which you don’t have a position”
Dominic Frisby, of MoneyWeek, wrote in November 2009: "One of my definitions of a bubble is 'a bull market in which you don't have a position'. How many of those that say gold…
“A bull market is like sex. It feels best just before it ends”
American money manager Barton Biggs (1932-2012) said in February 1996: "Bull markets are like sex -- they feel best just before the end." American investor Warren Buffett used Biggs'…
“A bunch of my friends are coming over this evening to play on their phones”
"A bunch of my friends are coming over this evening to play on their phones" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July 20,…
“A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds an office that some Republican wants”
Alben W. Barkley (1877-1956), the vice president under President Harry Truman from 1949 to 1953, was the keynote speaker at the July 1948 Democratic National Convention. "What is a bureaucrat?…