“A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say it’s cute. If I do it. I’m an alcoholic”

“A baby drinks a bottle and falls asleep and it’s totally fine. I drink a bottle and fall asleep and I’m an alcoholic. Totally unfair” is a jocular saying that has been printed on ecards. The saying was first cited on Twitter  on July 10, 2013.
   
“A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep, and people think it’s cute. If I do it, I’m an alcoholic” was cited on Twitter on October 3, 2015.
 
     
Twitter
Josh Thundercloud
‏@jothunder19
A baby drinks a bottle and falls asleep and it’s totally fine. I finish a bottle and fall asleep and I’m an alcoholic #totallyunfair
9:01 AM - 10 Jul 2013
 
Twitter
Penguin No. 337
‏@penguin_337
A baby drinks a bottle and falls asleep and its fine. I drink a bottle and fall asleep and suddenly I’m an alcoholic? Totally unfair!
12:16 PM - 10 Jul 2013
 
Twitter
Jewelz
‏@Lady_JJay
So a baby can drink a bottle and fall asleep and its totally fine. But I drink a bottle and fall asleep & I’m an alcoholic . Totally unfair
9:52 PM - 22 Jul 2013
 
Twitter
Ty Martin
‏@tweetin_
A baby can drink a bottle and fall asleep. Its total fine. I drink a bottle and fall asleep. I’m an alcoholic. So unfair
7:37 AM - 3 Aug 2013
 
Facebook
SantaBanta
August 16, 2013 ·
A baby drinks a bottle and falls asleep and it’s totally fine.
I drink a bottle and fall asleep and I’m an alcoholic!
Totally unfair!
     
Joke All You Can
TUESDAY, MARCH 25, 2014
A baby drinks a bottle and falls asleep and it’s totally fine. I drink a bottle and fall asleep and I’m an alcoholic. Totally unfair.
 
Twitter
Laura Thompson
‏@PinkSparkleFace
A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep, and people think it’s cute. If I do it, I’m an alcoholic. — feeling hopeful
1:48 PM - 3 Oct 2015
 
Twitter
ella
‏@EllahWilkins
A baby can drink a bottle and fall asleep and people will say it’s cute
but if I do it I’m an alcoholic, snm
1:53 PM - 6 Oct 2015
 
Twitter
UCHE
‏@curtis_Tyrace
A baby can drink a bottle and fall asleep and people say’s it’s cute. But if I do it, I am an alcoholic.
7:29 AM - 8 Oct 2015
 
Twitter
Sickipedia Official
‏@sickipedia
A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say it’s cute. If I do it, I’m a fucking alcoholic. http://bit.ly/1VNolnO
3:46 PM - 3 Feb 2016