"Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on gift items, such as bumper stickers and…
"Any writing problem is a reporting problem" is a journalism adage. If a reporter is having a problem writing a story, it's probably because of inadequate reporting (not enough…
"Can’t believe they let just anyone make babies but you gotta have a license to fucking fish" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The actor Keanu Reeves said in the…
Baseball's New York Yankees have been so successful that it's been said that "Anybody/Anyone can/could manage the Yankees." The saying has been in print since at least 1933 and…
People seem to look at their phones, no matter what place they are. "Anybody have plans to stare at their phone someplace exciting this weekend?" is a jocular line that was posted on…
Some people who use the self-checkout at Walmart believe they should be paid (and get a W2 form, like employees). "If I’m the cashier at Walmart now on self check outs I want my W2s"…
"Anybody that discusses sexuality with kindergartners is a predator, not a teacher" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "ANY ADULT THAT NEEDS TO DISCUSS SEXUALITY TO…
“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” is a classic saying from the early 1800s. "Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked…
"Anybody that discusses sexuality with kindergartners is a predator, not a teacher" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "ANY ADULT THAT NEEDS TO DISCUSS SEXUALITY TO…
"Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop" is a saying that several people popularized. New York-born John P. Medbury (1893-1947) wrote in a syndicated…
"Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire" is a jocular saying about money. "The man who has money to burn can always find someone to help tend the…
"Anyone can steer the ship in calm waters" (also "Anybody can steer the ship in calm waters") means that maintaining a profitable stock portfolio is easy in calm or prosperous…
The French Revolution deposed of royalty. "You can use my French Revolution joke. It's royalty free" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 31, 2021. "Anyone can use my French…
"Anyone else boil the kettle twice? Just in case the boiling water has gone cold in the 10 seconds you haven’t been there" is a saying that has been printed on many images.Many people…
The 2020 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many requirements to wear masks. "Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I’ve been wearing a mask and eating candy for 7 months…
"Call me weird but I like all my money facing the same way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people adjust the bills in their wallets to face the same way. "I…
Fat people open the refrigerator a lot. "#YouKnowYourFat when u get a tan from the light in ure fridge" was posted on Twitter by Michael a.k.a The Malt Slut on December 22, 2009. "I…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic reminded many of the Pokémon characters "Koffing" (coughing) and "Weezing" (wheezing). "I would've thought Koffing or Weezing…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Many people stayed at home and didn't drive their cars. "Anyone else getting two weeks to the gallon out of their car lately...…
Many people who post memes on social media want to be liked. "Anyone fell in love with me yet or do I gotta keep posting memes" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Irregular Mom…