“I love telling cheesy jokes, but my friends are laughtose intolerant”
“Laughtose intolerant” (laugh + lactose intolerant), for when someone doesn’t laugh at cheesy jokes, is a jocular term that has been printed on many images. “I dont find that amusing, I’m laughtose intolerant” was posted on Twitter on July 22, 2010. “I cannot deal with laughter this early… I’m laughtose intolerant” was posted on Twitter on January 3, 2011.
“So if you hate cheesy jokes, does that mean you’re laughtose intolerant?” was posted on Twitter on July 29, 2011. “And people who don’t like my cheesy jokes are…LAUGHTOSE INTOLERANT!!” was posted on Twitter on September 4, 2013.
Wikipedia: Lactose intolerance
Lactose intolerance is the inability of adults and children to digest lactose, a sugar found in milk and to a lesser extent dairy products, causing side effects. It is due to a lactase deficiency, or hypolactasia. In some (rare) cases, individuals have congenital alactasia, a total absence of lactase caused by a genetic defect, which prevents them from being able to digest lactose from infancy.
Twitter
Sarah Ford @ Animex 🕶️
@AngelosLH
Replying to @taskbaarchitect
@taskbaarchitect I dont find that amusing, I’m laughtose intolerant.
4:13 PM - 22 Jul 2010
Twitter
Ronnie DEUTCH
@unrestriXted
Replying to @Kitty_Maw
@IamKittyBobitty @dj_roblo @unrestrixted @jante_renee. I cannot deal with laughter this early… I’m laughtose intolerant
6:27 AM - 3 Jan 2011
Twitter
Tin Man
@TheToddfather
So if you hate cheesy jokes, does that mean you’re laughtose intolerant?
12:15 PM - 29 Jul 2011
Twitter
Almighty American
@michaelmgay
I am being really hilarious right now but my wife isn’t laughing. Think she might be laughtose intolerant.
8:19 PM - 5 Apr 2012
Twitter
Nick
@SuuperBlah
And people who don’t like my cheesy jokes are…
LAUGHTOSE INTOLERANT!!
11:55 PM - 4 Sep 2013
Twitter
David C Holley
@DavidCHolley
Word of the Day: Laughtose Intolerant.
9:56 PM - 4 Jan 2014
Twitter
Phate
@phate_phoenix
kingkitsu: treeprince: when u tryna be cheesy but everyone around u is laughtose intolerant Please love… http://tmblr.co/ZKRGbx1brefSo
8:05 PM - 27 Jan 2015
Twitter
College Student
@ColIegeStudent
When you tryna be cheesy but everyone around you is laughtose intolerant
2:54 PM - 13 Mar 2015
Reddit—Cleanjokes
I hate when you’re trying to be cheesy but everyone is laughtose intolerant. (self.cleanjokes)
submitted January 7, 2016 by ginga_ninja234
Reddit—Jokes
I was gonna crack a joke about dairy products
submitted May 26, 2016 by Parry11
But everyone around here is laughtose intolerant
Reddit—Dad Jokes
I figured out why nobody thinks my cheesy jokes are funny (self.dadjokes)
submitted October 7, 2016 by Newspaper_Edtior
Everybody that has heard them is laughtose intoleran
Reddit—Jokes
It’s hard to come with a cheesy joke
submitted November 27, 2016 by TrustMeIAmPsychotic
When people are laughtose intolerant
Reddit—Jokes
I understand that people try to make others laugh by being cheesy but
submitted April 26, 2017 by firehaxker27
Don’t you get that some people are laughtose intolerant?
Twitter
dad jokes
@dadtellsjokes
I love telling cheesy jokes, but my friends are laughtose intolerant.
11:15 PM - 23 Aug 2017
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
If you didn’t like my cheese jokes earlier today…
You must be laughtose intolerant!
3:24 PM - 12 Sep 2017
Reddit—Dad Jokes
I try to make cheesy jokes but all my friends are laughtose intolerant. (self.dadjokes)
submitted September 20, 2017 by tcoop6231
Google Books
Dad Jokes:
Good, Clean Fun for All Ages!
By Jimmy Niro
Naperville, IL: Sourcebooks, In.c
2018
Pg. ?:
I try to be cheesy when I make jokes, but everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.
Reddit—Dad Jokes
My wife says my jokes are cheesy (self.dadjokes)
submitted May 15, 2018 by Legionspigs
But I just think she’s laughtose intolerant.