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Where do steak fingers come from? "At an awards banquet for my daughter. Just served steak fingers. Where do steak fingers come from? This thought bothers me" was posted on Twitter by…
Where do steak fingers come from? "At an awards banquet for my daughter. Just served steak fingers. Where do steak fingers come from? This thought bothers me" was posted on Twitter by…
A riddle about suicide bombers has been printed on many images: Q: Where do suicide bombers go when they die?A: Everywhere. The riddle was posted on Twitter on June 2, 2013, and on Reddit -- Jokes…
"Olfactory" sounds like "ol' factory" or "ole factory" (old factory), and there are jokes. "Ole-Factory: A factory that manufactures perfumes, or a factory…
"Toiletry" is not "toilet tree" and "lavatory" is not "lavatree," but there are jokes. "Clara: 'where does toilet paper come from?' Me:…
"Toiletry" is not "toilet tree" and "lavatory" is not "lavatree," but there are jokes. "Clara: 'where does toilet paper come from?' Me:…
A riddle about Butterball turkeys is: Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?A: The Butterball. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2008. Wikipedia: ButterballButterball is a brand of turkey…
A television riddle is: Q: Where do TVs go on vacation?A: To remote islands. The joke was posted to the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on August 15, 2003. Google Groups: alt.humor.punsPuns of the Weak:…
A vampire riddle is: Q: Where do vampires learn to suck blood?A: Law school. The lawyer joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.prisons on September 28, 1997, and has been printed on several images.…
"Quornwall" is a jocular portmanteau word that combines "Quorn" (a meat substitute popular in the UK) and "Cornwall" (a county in the UK). "I also spelt…
A "bistro" doesn't necessarily have "bees" (or wasps), but there are jokes. "Where do wasps go for lunch? A bee-stro!" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on June…
"Supreme Court" is different from "supreme quart," but there are jokes. "The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart. (Pun of the Day)" was posted on the…
"Howliday Inn" (1982), a juvenile novel by James Howe, is a portmanteau of the word "howl" and the hotel chain "Holiday Inn." "Q. What is a werewolf's…
"On squid row" is a pun on the expression "on skid row." "What happens to a guy who drinks like a fish? He winds up on squid row" was printed in a 1981 joke book.…
"Exile" sounds like "eggs aisle," and there are jokes. "Eggs Aisle" is track 10 on Live from Space (2013), the first and only live album by American rapper Mac Miller…
People get "stewed" (drunk) at a bar. There's a pun: Shopper: I'm looking for stewed tomatoes. Clerk: Try the salad bar. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2008.…
"Briehab" (brie + rehab) is where someone might go who is addicted to cheese. Brie is a soft cow's-milk cheese. "Fake Word Of the Day: Briehab" was posted on Twitter by…
"Over the Rainbow" is a famous song in the movie The Wizard of Oz (1939). The lyric "Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high" has famous misheard lyrics (a
A camel riddle is: Q: Where do you park a camel?A: In a Camelot. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1965. Newspapers.com31 March 1965, The Austin News (Chicago, IL), "Just One…
"Solitary confinement" shouldn't be confused with "solid dairy confinement," but there are jokes. "Where do you put illegal cheese? Solid dairy confinement!" was…
"Where do you see yourself in 5-10 years?" is a common job interview question. The interviewer wants to know about the job applicant's general career plans. "Where do I see…