“Where does seaweed go to look for a job?”/“The Kelp Wanted section.”
Many newspapers have a "help wanted" section. Kelp isn't that wanted, but there's a riddle: Q: Where does seaweed go to look for a job?A: The "Kelp Wanted" section of…
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“Where does seaweed go to look for a job?”/“The Kelp Wanted section.”
Many newspapers have a "help wanted" section. Kelp isn't that wanted, but there's a riddle: Q: Where does seaweed go to look for a job?A: The "Kelp Wanted" section of…
“Where does seaweed go to look for a job?”/“The Kelp Wanted section.”
Many newspapers have a "help wanted" section. Kelp isn't that wanted, but there's a riddle: Q: Where does seaweed go to look for a job?A: The "Kelp Wanted" section of…
“Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?”/“At IHOP.”
An Easter bunny riddle about the pancake restaurant IHOP (pronounced "I hop") was posted on Twitter on April 12, 2008: Q: Where does the Easter bunny get his breakfast?A: IHOP! A slightly…
“Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?”/“From eggplants.”
An Easter riddle is: Q: Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?A: From eggplants> The riddle was posted on the newsgroup Angelique'sSmorgaabord on March 20, 2008. “Eggplant: where…
“Where does toilet paper come from?”/“Toiletries.”
"Toiletry" is not "toilet tree" and "lavatory" is not "lavatree," but there are jokes. "Clara: 'where does toilet paper come from?' Me:…
“Where else can I park in New York City for two weeks for under $20?” (parking joke)
A popular New York City parking joke dates in print to at least 1997. A man (or woman -- the versions vary slightly) enters a bank and asks for a loan of $2,000 for a trip to Europe. The loan…
“Where facts are few, experts are many”
"Where facts are few, experts are many" means that, when a problem is not well defined with facts, seemingly everyone is an expert. "When facts are few, experts are many" has…
“Where friends meet to eat” (Kincaid’s Hamburgers slogan)
"Where friends meet to eat" is the slogan at Kincaid's Hamburgers (established in 1946) in Forth Worth, a place that's often cited to serve some of the best hamburgers in…
“Where has Oregon?” (pun)
"Where has Oregon?" is a pun on the state's name. "Where has Ore-gon?" was printed in The Idaho Avalanche (Silver City, ID) on July 5, 1879. "Where has Oregon?"…
“Where have you been?”/“Good employees are hard to find.”
"Good employees are hard to find" usually means that they are hard to acquire, not that they play hide-and-seek. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on August 19, 2020: "My boss…
“Where in this toy store are the Terminator action figures?”/“Aisle B, back.”
"I'll be back" is a famous line from the movie The Terminator (1984), spoken by actor Arnold Schwarzenegger. It shouldn't be confused with "Aisle B, back," but there…
“Where is Beirut?”/“At the opposite end of a bay leaf.”
Beirut (the capital of Lebanon) should not be confused with "bay root," but there are jokes. "Q: Where is Beirut? / A: At the opposite end of a bay leaf. #WorstJokeEver" was…
“Where is the most open green space in New York City?”/“Central Pork.”
A pig riddle is: Q: Where is the most open green space in New York City?A: Central Pork. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. Wikipedia: Central ParkCentral Park is an urban park…
“Where is this kitchen that everyone says makes abs?”
“Great abs are made in the kitchen, not in the gym” is a classic saying about diet and exercise. "Where is this kitchen that everyone says makes abs?" is a jocular saying that has…
“Where liberty dwells, there is my country”
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country" has been credited to Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790). "Where there is liberty, there is my country" was published in A Complete Body of…
“Where music still matters” (Waterloo Records slogan)
Waterloo Records (now Waterloo Records & Video) began in Austin in 1982 with the slogan "Where music still matters." Waterloo is the original name of the city of Austin; the…
“Where New York Comes to Talk” (WABC-AM)
WABC (770 AM) radio in New York City has had an all-talk format since 1982. "Where New York Comes to Talk" is the station's slogan. The slogan has not been trademarked. Wikipedia:…
“Where Shopping Is a Pleasure” (Publix)
Publix markets began in Winter Haven, Florida in 1930. The slogan "Where Shopping is a Pleasure" began in 1950. Publix -- HistoryPublix, a privately-held company operating stores in…
“Where should you never take a dog?”/“To the flea market.”
A flea market riddle is: Q: Where should you never take a dog?A: To the flea market. The joke was printed in the Los Angeles (CA) Times on February 9, 1998. “What happened when the dog went to…