“Another fine day ruined by responsibility”
"Another fine day ruined by responsibility" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is craving days of irresponsibility -- perhaps a youthful time without…
"Another fine day ruined by responsibility" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is craving days of irresponsibility -- perhaps a youthful time without…
"Another beer/bourbon/wine bottle with no genie at the bottom. I'll keep looking/searching/trying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Another wine bottle…
"Another beer/bourbon/wine bottle with no genie at the bottom. I'll keep looking/searching/trying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Another wine bottle…
Many people wore face masks during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. However, the boxes that the masks came in usually admitted that a mask does not provide adequate protection against viruses.…
"Ants on a log, floating down the river (to the waterfall), and each ant thinking he was steering" is an old political saying/metaphor. This was printed in The Daily Gazette (Lawrence,…
"Any bug can hit the windshield, but it takes guts to stick" is a jocular one-line saying about driving and hitting bugs. "Any bug can hit the windshield........but it takes guts to…
"Any country with 'democratic' in the title isn't" was written by sportswriter Jim Murray (1919-1998) in the Los Angeles (CA) Times on August 3, 1980. The German Democratic…
"But again, the old saying, any golf course plays hard when the wind blows," said golfer Fred Couples at the 2013 Masters Tournament. It's not clear how old the saying is.…
"Any government body that mandates something on the public that they all exempt themselves from can never be trusted" is a saying that has been printed on an image. During the COVID-19…
"Any government that wages psychological warfare on its own citizens has declared itself an enemy of the people" was posted on Twitter by "Alex ‘Being free is our birthright!"…
"Off his rocker" (meaning a crazy person) sounds like "office rocker." "My boss traded in his desk chair for a recliner & became addicted to playing 'Guitar…
Sam Rayburn (1882-1961) was a distinguishment Speaker of the House as a Texas Congressman. When the Democrats lost power, he wondered about the Republicans and how they'd treat the programs…
A swear jar is supposed to prevent swearing by costing the swearer some money. Many people swear when they can't open a jar. "Any jar is a swear jar when she can't open the lid.…
A swear jar is supposed to prevent swearing by costing the swearer some money. Many people swear when they can't open a jar. "Any jar is a swear jar when she can't open the lid.…
It's often said that comedy depends on the delivery. "Anything can be funny if there is a right delivery, except abortion jokes as they have no delivery" is a dark joke that was…
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian" is a quote that has been credited to…
Dwight Morrow (1873-1931) gave a speech in October 1930, during his successful campaign for U.S. Senate from New Jersey: "Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its…
Pot pie usually doesn't have any "pot" (marijuana), but there are jokes involving cannabutter (cannabis butter). "MIGHT FUCK AROUND AND COP SOME CANNABUTTER AND MAKE A REAL…
"Any room is a panic room if you have lost your phone in it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Any room is a panic room, if you've lost your phone in it"…
"celebrating by eating a Caesar Salad with 23 knives" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Audrey L on March 15, 2012. "This Caesar salad is really authentic - it has 23 knives…