Many people ridicule astrology as fake science, but in astrology's defense, some people point out that others believe that a groundhog can predict the weather. This is often pointed out on…
Eric Garner died in Staten Island on July 17, 2014. A police officer had grabbed his neck (seemingly choking Garner), and a video of the incident recorded Garner saying, "I can't…
"I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
New York-born actor and comedian George Burns (1896-1996) wanted to live to at least age 100 and he constantly worked, without formally retiring. He long-planned to celebrate his 100th birthday…
"I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE (I mean I can, I just need overreact first so I can focus)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE (I can and…
"I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE (I mean I can, I just need overreact first so I can focus)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE (I can and…
"I can't espresso how much you bean to me" is a pun-filled coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I can not espresso how much you bean to me" was posted on…
Many people need a cup of coffee to function. "I can't even hear well without my coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee usually has nothing to do…
Many people need a cup of coffee to function. "I can't even hear well without my coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee usually has nothing to do…
Many people need a cup of coffee to function. "I can't even hear well without my coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee usually has nothing to do…
"Press charges" usually means to press "legal" charges. The expression usually has nothing to do with detonating explosives, but there are jokes. "Those who aim torpedoes…
Olives have sometimes been called "meat grapes." "I know a husband that calls olives 'meat grapes'" was posted on X/Twitter by Incidentally Bentley on January 4, 2013.…
There is a difference between a "car manual" and a "manual transmission," but there are jokes. "I wonder if in the US cars with an automatic (transmission) come with a…
A ventriloquist speaks for someone else -- a "dummy." "I can't speak for anyone else, but I think my ventriloquist act is going well" was posted on Twitter by This Henry…
The term "I can't stand" (meaning "I hate") usually doesn't involve standing, but there are jokes. "I can't stand broken tripods" was posted on Twitter…
"I can't stand people who blame everyone else for their problems. I'd be successful and happy by now if it wasn't for them" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter…
The saying "I can't stand" is usually not taken literally, but there are jokes. This was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on November 24, 2019: "I can't stand when people kick…
A blender joke is: "I can't tell if I like this blender. It keeps giving me mixed results." The joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on December 23, 2016. TwitterCJ…
Social media has allowed people's voices to be heard who hadn't been heard before. This is not always a good thing. This jocular comment was posted on X/Twitter and Bluesky by Mike…
Many people think that a rice cake tastes like styrofoam. "Eating a stale rice cake... or is it? How can you tell?" was posted on Twitter by Travis Spencer on March 19, 2008. "How,…