“I can’t stand when people kick me in the back of the leg”

The saying “I can’t stand” is usually not taken literally, but there are jokes. This was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 24, 2019:
   
“I can’t stand when people kick me in the back of the leg.”
   
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/StupidSexyFlanderss_ November 24, 2019
I can’t stand when people kick me in the back of the leg
   
Twitter
Michael Fox 🌹
@Fauxybingo
I can’t stand when people kick me in the back of the leg.
7:06 AM · Nov 26, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Allan Taylor 🎅
@allantaylor
I can’t stand when people kick me in the back of the leg
6:37 PM · Nov 27, 2019·Twitter Web App
 
LaffGaff
By laffgaff November 29, 2019
Funny Leg Kick Joke
I can’t stand…
When people kick me in the back of the leg.
 
Twitter
GeorgeMclain30
@GMclain30
Joke of the day: I can’t stand when people kick me in the back of the leg. Have a great day friendz.
2:32 PM · Nov 30, 2019·Twitter Web App