“You’re beautiful inside and out. Like a burrito”
Many people believe that a burrito is beautiful. "Always remember no matter what you are beautiful inside and out. Like a burrito" was posted on Facebook by Chow Gozen on September 11,…
Big Mango (Bangkok, Thailand nickname)
“You’re being conditioned to believe freedom is selfish”
"You're being conditioned to believe freedom is selfish" was posted on Twitter by Sal the Agorist on April 29, 2020. No explanation was given, but it was said during the 2019-20…
“You’re brew-tiful” (brew + beautiful)
"You're brew-tiful" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Brewtiful" meaning "brewery" and "beautiful" has been cited in…
“You’re celebrating today because regular citizens had military grade weapons”
"You're celebrating today because regular citizens had military grade weapons" is an Independence Day (July 4th) pro-guns saying that has been printed on many images.…
“You’re crazy to everyone who can’t manipulate you”
"You're crazy to everyone who can't manipulate you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "Your always crazy to the nigga who can’t…
“You’re either a contrarian or a victim”
Global Resource Investments founder Rick Rule maintains a "contrarian or victim" philosophy -- one is either a contrarian or a victim. That is, one either invests with the masses and…
“You’re either in Luck or you’re out of Luck” (Luck city slogan)
Singer-songwriter Willie Nelson bought land in central Texas and named the town "Luck." By at least 2003, the town's slogan was popularized: "You're either in Luck or out…
“You’re either normal or you study the menu before going to a restaurant”
Many people want to study a restaurant's menu online, so when they get to a restaurant they know what they want and can order quickly. "am i the only one that needs to study the menu…
“You’re either selling wins or you’re selling hope” (sports adage)
A sports team can be marketed by "selling wins" (the team is successful and wins lots of games) or by "selling hope" (the team is playing younger players, will soon add another…
“You’re fired!” (Donald Trump)
"You're fired!" is that trademark phrase of Donald Trump, the New York City real estate mogul and businessman. The phrase was used on the television show The Apprentice and became…
“You’re going to like the way you look. I guarantee it.” (Men’s Wearhouse)
Men's Wearhouse was founded in Houston, in 1973, by George Zimmer. Zimmer appears in Men's Wearhouse commercials, saying: "You're going to like the way you look. I guarantee…
“You’re going to shit yourself when I tell you the price” (joke)
A popular joke has a woman look over something expensive (usually, but not always, a car). She touches it and farts. "Can I help you?" a salesman asks. The woman, hoping that he…
“You’re gonna get spoiled” (Beefsteak Charlie’s)
"You're gonna get spoiled" and "I'll feed you like there's no tomorrow" were the slogans of Beefsteak Charlie's restaurant in the 1960s and 1970s. There…
“You’re in Texas—it’s a local call (to God)” (joke)
An old telephone joke is about a person who asks the operator about his long distance charge. The charge is very high. "Why, in Texas, I can call hell for that!" the person says. The…
“You’re killing yourself for a job that would replace you within a week if you dropped dead. Take care of yourself”
"You're killing yourself for a job that would replace you within a week if you dropped dead. Take care of yourself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means…
“You’re legally required to say ‘OH big stretch’ when a cat or dog stretches, regardless of the actual size of the stretch”
Pets often stretch out, and pet owners often comment on this. "if your dog stretches and you dont say 'OH BIG STRETCH' every single time then you are a psychopath and i dont want to…
“You’re like school in July—no class”
School is usually out in July and August, although there sometimes is summer school. "My English teacher is like school in the summertime ... no class" was cited in a 1985 book.…
“You’re minding your own business and then one day BAM, coleslaw tastes good”
Coleslaw is a food that grownups usually enjoy more than teenagers. "You're minding your own business and then one day BAM, you start eating coleslaw" was posted on Facebook by Dan…
“You’re more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win”
"You’re more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You stand a 1,000 times…
“You’re never more than two weeks away from a drought”
"You're never more than two weeks away from a drought" is an adage used in many parts of the United States. "We are never more than two weeks away from a drought in this area…