“You want me to make friends? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?”
Roman emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated on March 15, 44 BC, at a Senate meeting. "you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
Big Mango (Bangkok, Thailand nickname)
“You want men to stop staring at your boobs? Eat a banana”
"You want men to stop staring at your boobs? Eat a banana" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Eating a banana often represents the sex act of fellatio. "how to…
“You want to be sick enough to stay home, but well enough to enjoy video games”
An acceptable sickness to some people is being too sick to go to school or to work, but well enough to play video games at home. "Homemade turkey and vegetable broth with rotini for me and the…
“You want to be too sick for school, but well enough to play video games”
An acceptable sickness to some people is being too sick to go to school or to work, but well enough to play video games at home. "Homemade turkey and vegetable broth with rotini for me and the…
“You want to hear a coronavirus joke? You probably won’t get it”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak led to this "joke": "You want to hear a coronavirus joke? You probably won't get it." "Get it" refers to both the joke and the…
“You want to hear a Social Security joke? You probably won’t get it”
The Social Security crisis led to this "joke": "You want to hear a Social Security joke? You probably won't get it." "Get it" refers to both the joke and the…
“You want to hear an Ebola joke? You probably won’t get it”
The Western African Ebola virus epidemic (2013-2016) led to this "joke": "You want to hear an Ebola joke? You probably won't get it." "Get it" refers to both the…
“You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and taking ibuprofen…”
"If you want to know how old you really feel, stop drinking coffee and taking ibuprofen... and then wait" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "you want to know how…
“You want to see social distancing? Lend them some money”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements for social distancing. "Do you want to practice social Distancing ?? Just lend some money to someone. He himself will keep…
“You wash dishes, and two weeks later you have to do it again”
Brooklyn-born comedian Joan Rivers (1933-2014) hated housework. She said in 1966: "You wash dishes, make the beds, dust -- and then two weeks later you have to do it all over again."…
“You were born a cow, but now you are a fish” (joke)
A popular Catholic joke is told about a person who eats meat on Friday, converts to Catholicism, but then still eats meat on Friday. He justifies this by baptizing his food, saying, "You were…
“You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success & endowed with the seeds of greatness”
"Man was designed for accomplishment, engineered for success and endowed with the seeds of greatness" (also "You are/were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success and…
“You weren’t educated. You were programmed. They didn’t teach you how to think—they taught you what not to question”
"You weren't educated. You were programmed. They didn't teach you how to think -- they taught you what not to question" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“You will be happier if you will give people a bit of your heart rather than a piece of your mind”
"Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "You will be happier if…
“You will be told this summer to lower your AC usage to stop overwhelming the electric grid…”
"You will be told this summer to lower your AC usage to stop overwhelming the electric grid while being told to drive electric cars" is a saying about government illogic and nonsense that…
“You will be told to reduce your AC usage to save power while being told to drive electric cars”
"You will be told this summer to lower your AC usage to stop overwhelming the electric grid while being told to drive electric cars" is a saying about government illogic and nonsense that…
“You will find the key to success under the alarm clock”
Entry in progress -- B.P. 31 August 1926, News-Democrat (Belleville, IL), pg. 8, col. 8:Note to "Discouraged": You will find the key to success under the alarm clock. 15 October 1926,…
“You will never always be motivated. You have to learn to be disciplined”
"You will never always be motivated. You have to learn to be disciplined" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one can't always be…
“You will never find justice in a world where criminals make the law”
"You'll never find justice in a world where criminals make all the rules" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You will never find justice in a world where…
“You will never find justice in a world where criminals make the laws”
"You'll never find justice in a world where criminals make all the rules" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You will never find justice in a world where…