“If you are what you eat, then my dog is a calculator”
Does the "you are what you eat" proverb apply to pets? "If you are what you eat. Then my dog is a racoon" was posted on Twitter on July 29, 2011. "If you are what you…
Big Mango (Bangkok, Thailand nickname)
“If you are what you eat, then zombies are humans”
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
“If you are what you eat, then zombies should be a lot smarter”
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
“If you are willing to abandon your principles for convenience, or social acceptability…”
"If you are willing to abandon your principles for convenience, or social acceptability, they are not your principles, they are your costume" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm”
"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm" is an old sports saying attributed to Green Bay Packers football coach Vince Lombardi (1913-1970) in 1968.…
“If you aren’t making waves, you aren’t kicking hard enough”
"If you aren't making waves, you aren't kicking hard enough" ("If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough") is a motivational saying…
“If you ask if I’ve had coffee and I say ‘no’, just assume this conversation is over”
"If you ask if I've had coffee and I say 'no', just assume this conversation is over" -- that is, don't talk to me before I've had coffee -- is a coffee saying…
“If you ask me if I’ve had my coffee yet, and I say ‘no’...”
"If you ask if I've had coffee and I say 'no', just assume this conversation is over" -- that is, don't talk to me before I've had coffee -- is a coffee saying…
“If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?”
"If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?" is a humorous saying, dating to at least February 1998. Other spellings are "If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you…
“If you ate today, thank a farmer”
"If you ate today, thank a farmer" is a saying that has beenprinted on posters, T-shirts and bumper stickers. The saying has been cited in print since at least the early 1990s and has…
“If you attack the establishment long enough, they make you a member”
American humorist Art Buchwald (1925-2007) often poked fun at the Washington establishment in his newspaper column in the Washington (DC) Post, "If you attack the establishment long enough and…
“If you behaved like your government, you’d be arrested”
"If you behaved like your government, you'd be arrested" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker believes that the government behaves badly. “@starlightcrow:…
“If you believe in 12.5% of the Bible you’re an eighth theist”
"Eighth theist" and "eight theist" are puns for "atheist." "Eighth-Theist (n.) - Someone who only believes in God 12-1/2% of the time" was cited on Twitter…
“If you blow on your wine while on zoom people will think your coffee is hot”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterFlow with Mylo Official Account@MylesMcdowell... and another thing that’s good about zoom meetings is that if you blow on your wine in the mug, it convinces people…
“If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That’s very humerus”
"What do you get if you boil a funny bone?....Laughing Stock #joke" was posted on Twitter by James Gilbertson on January 26, 2013. "If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing…
“If you borrow a bottle of wine, are you drinking a loan?”
American singer-songwriter Billy Joel's song "Piano Man" (1973) contains the lyric, "Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinking…
“If you bought it, a truck brought it”
"If you bought it, a truck(er) brought it" is a popular bumper sticker slogan -- especially on trucks, of course. "You name it -- if you bought it, a truck brought it!" was…
“If you break both of your legs, don’t come running to me”
The newspaper comic strip "Dinah Mite" by Joe Buresch, published on August 5, 1955, showed a father cautioning his tree-climbing daughter (Dinah): "If you fall and break your leg,…
“If you break it, you bought it” (Pottery Barn rule)
"If You Break it -- You've Bought It!" was a sign in a bric-a-brac store in Greenwich Village, according to a 1948 column by Walter Winchell. The saying has been written in many…
“If you breakdance you buy dance”
“If you break it, you bought it” is sometimes called the Pottery Barn rule. This usually doesn't apply to breakdancing, but there are jokes. "I don't care if you are a cop, in my…