"woke /wōk/ informal • US (adj.) A state of awareness only achieved by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior" is a jocular definition that has…
"Woke up early enough to go to the gym for an amazing work out. I didn't go, but I woke up early enough" was posted on X/Twitter by Michael P Spradlin on November 26, 2018.…
Some people -- non-runners and runners -- wake up with a "dead leg." A joke was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on December 12, 2010: "Woke up this morning with a dead leg, no idea…
The touch of a young child's hand can feel magical -- until sometimes it isn't. This was posted on X/Twitter by Heather M. Jones on December 6, 2019: "Woke up to my 6yo holding my…
"Women are like bacon. They look good, smell good, taste good and slowly kill men" and "Women are like bacon: We look good, we smell good, we taste good, and we will slowly kill…
"Women are like bacon. They look good, smell good, taste good and slowly kill men" and "Women are like bacon: We look good, we smell good, we taste good, and we will slowly kill…
"Girls/Women are like phones. They/We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
"Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. The kitchen has bacon/coffee/food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A…
"Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. The kitchen has bacon/coffee/food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A…
"Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. The kitchen has bacon/coffee/food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A…
"Women cook and men grill" (or "men grill and women cook") is a saying that's been in use since at least 2006 and is now printed on grilling gift items. Grilling (and…
It's long been known that women go to the theatre more often than men. Michael Colgan, artistic director of the Gate Theatre in Dublin, Ireland, said in 2001: "I did coin that phrase…
Retailers have long known that men and women have different habits, reflected in the adage "women shop, men buy." Men appear to know what they want and buy that one thing, but women like…
Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) quoted what he said was a West African proverb, "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." Kathleen Hall Jamieson, director of the Annenberg…
Texas weather can change a lot -- and this has sometimes has been compared to women. The song "Boogie Mama" (from the 1998 album Lone Wolf) by Jerry Jeff Walker begins, "Just like…
"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "A new study…
"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition'' is a jocular saying that has been cited in print since at least 1978, when advertisements in Ms. magazine featured this saying on…
"Women's rights are human rights" is a women's rights slogan that has been printed on many images. Wikipedia: Women's rights are human rights"Women's rights are…
"Women’s sport is not a retirement plan for failed male athletes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to trans athletes in women's sports.…
"Women’s sport is not a retirement plan for failed male athletes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to trans athletes in women's sports.…