“Women today are like the weather in Texas. You will never understand them”

Texas weather can change a lot—and this has sometimes has been compared to women. The song “Boogie Mama” (from the 1998 album Lone Wolf) by Jerry Jeff Walker begins, “Just like the weather in Texas, you put me through too many changes.”
       
“Texas women are just like the weather…biopolar☀” was posted on Twitter by HB on January 30, 2013. “Texas women are like the weather in Texas. unpredictable and bipolar” was posted on Twitter by RayChal on March 14, 2019.
     
“Texas weather is like Texas women; always hot” was posted on Twitter by Texas Humor on June 25, 2012. “Women today.. are like the weather here in Texas… you will never understand them” was posted on Twitter by Jesse Luna on November 21, 2015. “Texas women….. Like the weather…. So. Fucking. Hot” was posted on Twitter by MoreThanAmazing on September 1, 2018. “We have a saying in Texas; well, actually two….1)  don’t like the weather?  Hang around a few minutes…  It’ll change. 2)  the only thing in Texas that changes faster than the weather is a woman’s mind” was posted on Twitter by Darok Ironstone on July 19, 2021.
   
“Me: Is it going to be hot or cold today? Texas: Yes” and “Texas weather and Texas women, pretty much the same thing,” are other sayings about bipolar Texas weather.
 
     
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Boogie Mama
Jerry Jeff Walker
(...)
Just like the weather in Texas, you put me through too many changes
You don’t give a damn, for no livin’ man
And I doubt there’s one that would claim you
 
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Aristwittle
@Aristwittle
Black women’s personality is like the weather n Texas, wait a minute and its gonna change! LOL #theuglytruth
2:35 PM · Jul 31, 2009·Twitter Web Client
 
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Texas Humor
@TexasHumor
Texas weather is like Texas women; always hot.
12:45 PM · Jun 25, 2012
 
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HB
@theehallieberry
Texas women are just like the weather…biopolar☀
12:28 PM · Jan 30, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 

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Alexis Verbison
@alexisnverbison
“@burks_halie: Texas women are just like the weather…biopolar☀”
12:40 PM · Jan 30, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
     
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Keithan West
@WestKeithan
A woman’s mood changes like the weather in Texas..
12:35 PM · Mar 6, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Jesse Luna
@jlunafied
Women today.. are like the weather here in Texas… you will never understand them.
8:05 PM · Nov 21, 2015·Twitter for Android
     
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Ande
@MattDavid9
A woman’s mind is like the weather in Texas
10:26 PM · Mar 19, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Daunte Rose
@Drosary25
Women’s emotions are like the weather in Texas. They change real quick.
6:19 PM · Dec 10, 2017·Twitter Web App
 
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MoreThanAmazing
@AllInFunTx
Texas women….. Like the weather…. So. Fucking. Hot.
7:18 AM · Sep 1, 2018·Twitter for Android
 
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mar
@JasonMarrr
These women change up like the weather in Texas 🌧
2:53 PM · Mar 14, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
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RayChal
@rachelslathar
“Texas women are like the weather in Texas. unpredictable and bipolar”
8:28 PM · Mar 14, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Ann Marie
@iammarieem1
“Texas women are like the weather in Texas. unpredictable and bipolar”
5:38 PM · Mar 15, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
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El Bandito
@xx_ehayden_xx
Women change their minds like the weather in Texas
6:20 PM · Oct 23, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Rauce
@rbledsoe23
Women are like the weather in Texas, they don’t know what the hell to do.
12:21 PM · Jan 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Darok Ironstone
@powrlftr
Replying to @Orcanist
We have a saying in Texas; well, actually two….
1)  don’t like the weather?  Hang around a few minutes
...  It’ll change.
2)  the only thing in Texas that changes faster than the weather is a woman’s mind.
7:25 PM · Jul 19, 2021·Twitter for Android