“Woke up this morning with a dead leg. Haven’t got a clue who’s it is”

Some people—non-runners and runners—wake up with a “dead leg.” A joke was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on December 12, 2010:
   
“Woke up this morning with a dead leg, no idea who it belongs to.”
   
 
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Tony Cowards
@TonyCowards
Woke up this morning with a dead leg, no idea who it belongs to.
8:38 AM · Dec 12, 2010·Twitter Web Client
   
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sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
Woke up this morning with a dead leg.
No idea who it belongs to.
7:31 AM · Dec 13, 2010·sickipediabot
 
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Paul Rodger
@player112345
I woke up with a dead leg this morning. I still dont know whos it is.
4:10 PM · Dec 24, 2010·TweetDeck
 
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Alan
@erb66
RT @MrsSelfDestrukt I woke up with a dead leg this morning.
I still dont know whos it is.
7:45 AM · May 28, 2011·Twittelator
 
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The Good Doctor 🔞
@Demented_Jokes
I woke up with a dead leg this morning.
I still dont know who’s it is, could belong to anyone of those hookers.
11:31 AM · Mar 22, 2012·Favstar.FM
 
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Paddy Robinson
@Paddy_Robo
I woke up with a dead leg this morning. I still dont know who’s it is, could belong to anyone.
4:40 AM · Mar 24, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®
 
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🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
Woke up this morning with a dead leg.
Haven’t got a clue who’s it is…
1:51 AM · Jan 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone