“The oldest word in politics is ‘new’”
'There's nothing new under the sun" is a phrase from the Book of Ecclesiastes. "The oldest word in politics is 'new'" is cited in print from at least 1998, when…
Exercise/Running/Health Clubs
“The Olympic Silver Medal (It might take you a second to get this joke…)”
The Olympic Silver Medal is for second place. The "second" has nothing to do with a "second" in time, but there are jokes. "The Olympic Silver Medal. 😂 (...might take a…
“The one thing the government fears is the day we stand together”
“A single bee is ignored, but when millions come together, even the bravest run in fear. The one thing the government fears is the day we stand together” is a saying that has been printed on…
“The one who gets vaccinated to be free is already enslaved”
"The one who gets vaccinated to be free is already enslaved" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many people got Covid vaccinations to be "free" -- to travel on…
“The one who reads a newspaper knows what is happening in the world. One who reads the Bible…”
"The one who reads a newspaper knows what is happening in the world. The one who reads the Bible knows WHY" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The one who reads a…
“The ones asking to be left alone aren’t the extremists. The ones demanding we comply…”
"The ones asking to be left alone aren't the extremists. The ones demanding we comply or lose all of our rights are the extremists" is a saying that has been printed on several…
“The ones selling the panic are the same ones selling the vaccine”
"The same people who sell the panic, sell the vaccine" and "The ones selling the panic are the same ones selling the vaccine" are COVID-19 (coronavirus) sayings that have been…
“The onion is the only vegetable that fights back”
Onions, when sliced, can make people cry. "Vegetables that fight back: onions make you cry; garlic secretes vile-smelling substance all over your hands" was posted on Twitter by Stephany…
“The only abs I have are abnormalities”
"THe only abs I have are abnormalities" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on March 19, 2014. TwitterKendall…
“The only Apple product that I can afford to buy is apple juice”
An "Apple product" usually does not refer to the fruit, but there are jokes. "I am going to buy an Apple product this morning.. Guess which? Options: Fruit, Natural juice, or…
“The only B.S. I need are bikinis and sandals”
"The only B.S. I need are/is bikinis and sandals" is a jocular anti-work, pro-beach saying that has been printed on many images. "The only BS I need is Bikinis and Sandals (link:…
“The only B.S. I need is bikinis and sandals”
"The only B.S. I need are/is bikinis and sandals" is a jocular anti-work, pro-beach saying that has been printed on many images. "The only BS I need is Bikinis and Sandals (link:…
“The only bad workout is the one that didn’t happen”
"The only bad workout is the one that you didn't do" (or "The only bad workout is the one that didn't happen") is an exercise saying that has been printed on many…
“The only bad workout is the one that you didn’t do”
"The only bad workout is the one that you didn't do" (or "The only bad workout is the one that didn't happen") is an exercise saying that has been printed on many…
“The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen”
"The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Dairy Queen is an American multinational fast food chain,…
“The only blizzard I am interested in is from Dairy Queen”
"The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Dairy Queen is an American multinational fast food chain,…
“The only bottomless brunch I’ve had is when my kids refuse to wear pants at the breakfast table”
A "bottomless brunch" is a brunch that has a fixed price, for many dishes of food and unlimited drinks. It does not mean that the diners do not wear pants, but there are jokes.…
“The only BS I have time for is Burritos & Salsa”
"There's no room for BS in my life, unless it's Burritos and Salsa" (or "The only BS I have time for is Burritos & Salsa") is a jocular saying that has been…
“The only carbon they want to reduce is you”
"You are the carbon they want to eliminate/reduce" and "The only carbon they want to reduce is you" are sayings about climate change that have been printed on many images.…
“The only color that matters is blue” (police adage)
'The only color that matters is blue" is a saying about the police (who usually wear blue uniforms) that means different things to different people. To the police, "the only color…