“So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face”
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“So if guns kill people, I guess pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, and spoons…”
"If guns kill people, do pencils misspell words?" and "If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk and spoons make people fat" are pro-gun sayings that…
“So if vegan bacon is ‘facon,’ what do you call vegan duck?”
"So if vegan bacon is 'facon' what do you call vegan duck?" was posted on X/Twitter by Rob Pearson on October 7, 2018. "So if vegan bacon is called facon, is vegan duck…
“So in order to enter stores now, do I bring a face mask, a brick, or both? 2020 is confusing”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic in the United States in March and April 2020 was followed by the George Floyd protests at the end of May 2020. The former involved wearing face masks to enter…
“So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff”
"So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't worry, kids. Being an adult is…
“So let me get this straight. Everyone hates white people, but everyone wants to live where the white people at?”
"'Everybody hates white people, but everybody wants to live in their neighborhood.'-Joe (latino)" was posted on Facebook by Lewis Newman on February 7, 2021. "Let me get…
“So many coronavirus jokes are going viral, it’s a real pundemic!” (pun + pandemic)
A pandemic of jokes might be called a "pundemic" (pun + pandemic). "America's decades-long 'pundemic' originated, West explains, in a fertile matrix" was printed…
“So many people have a fear of heights, but they don’t shout it from the rooftops”
People who declare something to the public are said to "shout it from the rooftops." But what about -- as a joke has it -- someone who wants to tell the world about acrophobia (fear of…
“So many people have inspired me to be nothing like them”
"Some people inspire you to be nothing like them" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by smo on July 13, 2023, but…
“So many people in my area have head lice. The positive side is, we are a close nit community”
A pun on the term "close-knit community" was posted on Twitter on August 28, 2011: "I live in a really small village where everybody suffers terribly with head lice.. Its a close nit…
“So many people these days are too judgemental. I can tell just by looking at them”
"I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.…
“So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them”
"I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.…
“So my plan is sharing memes until someone falls in love with me”
"So my plan is sharing memes until someone falls in love with me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Sharing memes is usually not a good way to find true love.…
“So now that Christmas is over, can we just skip straight to Spring?”
Many people don't like winter, but they do enjoy Christmas. "I feel like after Christmas and new years there is no point of it being cold anymore. It should skip straight to spring"…
“So often we rob tomorrow’s memories by today’s economies”
New York-based drama critic and author John Mason Brown (1900-1969) wrote in Morning Faces: A Book of Children and Parents (1949): "As a rule, for budgetary reasons, I do not travel in a…
“So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again”
"So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again" was posted on Twitter by Ben Schwartz on December 27, 2018. The tweet received over 69,400 likes. Related…
“So the bills are washed, the laundry is paid, the clothes are in the oven…”
"So the bills are washed, the laundry is paid, the clothes are in the oven and the last load of dinner is in the dryer... who says I can't multitask?" is a jocular saying that has…
“So the vaccine doesn’t stop the spread of the virus, but the vaccine passport does?”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some vaccine mandates and vaccine passports, but the Covid vaccine itself only lessened symptoms. "So the vaccine doesn’t stop the spread of…
“So they really clothes school tomorrow.”/ “They shirt it down.”/ “That socks.”
A jocular conversation between students is: "So they really clothes (closed) school tomorrow.""They shirt (shut) it down.""That socks (sucks).""I was underwear…
“So this is Flushing”
The Halleran family ("The real estate man") has a longstanding Queens real estate business. One popular slogan was: "So this is Flushing." A publication titled So this is…