“So apparently they said frittatas, not free tatas. I’m banned from Golden Corral’s breakfast”
"Frittatas" shouldn't be confused with "free tatas" ("tatas" = tits), but there are jokes. "Frittatas? Darn - I thought you were offering me free tatas"…
Exercise/Running/Health Clubs
“So broke I buy groceries at Half Foods”
Whole Foods Market can be expensive, so some people joke that they shop at Half Foods. "I grew up so poor we had to do all our grocery shopping at Half Foods. #jokesiwroteforsteveharvey"…
“So broke I shop at Half Foods”
Whole Foods Market can be expensive, so some people joke that they shop at Half Foods. "I grew up so poor we had to do all our grocery shopping at Half Foods. #jokesiwroteforsteveharvey"…
“So does everyone have a collection of grocery bags that they store inside of a grocery bag?”
Many people have a collection of grocery bags -- that they keep inside of a grocery bag. "And to my children I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag" is…
“So dry the Baptists are sprinkling, the Methodists are spitting…” (Texas heat joke)
The extremely hot Texas weather has been the subject of many jokes, such as this one (from 1953): "It is so dry that the Baptists are sprinkling and the Methodists are using just a damp…
“So dumb you need a half hour to cook Minute Rice” (food joke)
Minute Rice is a trademarked product that was introduced in 1949. It takes a few minutes to make Minute Rice, not necessarily just one minute. "So dumb/stupid you need a half hour (or hour) to…
“So dumb you need the recipe for ice” (food joke)
"So dumb/stupid you need the recipe for ice cubes" is a food joke that dates to at least 1983. The joke has been used in collections of Polish jokes and Texas A&M Aggie jokes…
“So excited about the Autumn Olympics this year. Synchronized Leaf Blowing is such a beautiful sport”
There are Summer Olympic Games and Winter Olympic Games, but nothing for autumn. Many people have suggested events (jokingly) that could be in an Autumn Olympics, such as bobbing for apples,…
“So excited I got a raise today. It was in medication dosage, but a win is a win”
"So excited I got a raise today. It was in medication dosage, but a win is a win" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "So excited I got a raise today, it was in…
“So far eating hasn’t filled the emptiness I feel inside, but I’m no quitter”
A jocular one-line saying about eating is: "So far eating hasn't filled the emptiness I feel inside, but I'm no quitter." The saying was posted on Twitter by Keith on September…
“So far I’m experiencing zero side effects from not getting jabbed”
"So far I'm experiencing zero side effects from not getting jabbed" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The saying refers to the COVID-19 (coronavirus) vaccine. "So…
“So far, so good!” (Empire State Building jumper joke)
A joke is told about the "optimist" who fell or jumped off New York City's Empire State Building. As he was falling many floors, someone asked, "How's it going?" He…
“So fast, I turned off the light in my hotel room and was in bed before it was dark”
The vaudeville team of Moran and Mack -- George Moran (1881-1949) and Charles E. Mack (1888-1934) -- told this joke in 1919: "Am I quick? Why, man, when I go to bed at night and turn out the…
“So fast, I turned off the light in my hotel room and was in bed before it was dark”
The vaudeville team of Moran and Mack -- George Moran (1881-1949) and Charles E. Mack (1888-1934) -- told this joke in 1919: "Am I quick? Why, man, when I go to bed at night and turn out the…
“So funny when recipe writers are like ‘this is a perfect one for those days when you have NOTHING in your fridge…’”
Some recipes are for when someone has "nothing in the fridge," but list ingredients that certainly won't be there. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by charlie on Januay3, 2022, and…
“So goes the schools, so goes the community”
"As/So goes the schools, as/so goes the community" is a common saying of unknown origin. "I believe that, as the schools go, so goes the community, and as the community goes, so goes…
“So HBO Max is now just ‘Max.’ Your move, Peacock”
"So HBO Max is now just 'Max.' Your move, Peacock" is a joke that has been printed on many images. Peacock is an American over-the-top video streaming service. "I hear…
“So help me if I only taste 999 islands in this dressing”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Thousand Island dressing Thousand Island dressing is a Canadian salad dressing and condiment based on mayonnaise and usually ketchup or tomato purée and chopped…
“So I need a uterus to have an opinion about women’s health, but not to compete in women’s sports”
"So I need a uterus to have an opinion about women's health, but not to compete in women's sports" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Some people believe that…
“So I’ve decided that my wifi will be my valentine. I don’t know, we just have this connection”
"I asked my wifi to be my valentine - We have a great connection" is a jocular saying that has been printed on a ceramic mug. "My valentine. We have a special connection...... its…