“So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this”
"So tomorrow is Monday again? I can't keep living like this" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. The speaker is making…
Exercise/Running/Health Clubs
“So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world”
"So what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted on Twitter on April…
“So when is our generation having a Boston tea party?? Because I’m tired of taxes”
"so when is our generation having a boston tea party?? because im tired of taxes 😭😭" was posted on Facebook by April Alvarez on February 1, 2024. The post received over 19,000…
“So when quarantine is over, will the producers of ‘My 600 Pound Life’ just find me?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home quarantines. Many people ate a lot and got fat. "So after the quarantine..will the producers of 'My 600-lb Life' just find me, or…
“So would hell” (rancher on being told Texas would be a great place if it had water)
"This would be a fine country if it only had water," a newcomer to Texas is alleged to have said. An old Texan giving up and heading back east replied, "So would hell!" This…
“So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me on Facebook”
"So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me on Facebook" is a Facebook saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Men's Humor on…
“So you’re staying inside, practicing social distancing and cleaning yourself? Congratulations…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home quarantines. Many people felt like house cats. "Stay inside, isolate or practice social distancing, clean yourself. Omg, I’ve become a…
“So you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma?”
"Blunt (force) trauma" is physical trauma; penetrating trauma usually involves a knife or a bullet. Blunt force trauma has nothing to do with a "blunt" (cannabis), but there are…
“So you’re telling me a crab ran this goon?”
"You're telling me a crab ran this goon?" (or "So you're telling me a crab ran this goon?") is a joke on "crab rangoon" that has been printed on many images.…
“So you’re telling me a monkey runs this business?”
"Monkey business" does not mean that a monkey owns or runs a business, but there are jokes. "You're telling me a monkey runs this business?" was posted on Twitter by…
“So you’re telling me a monkey started this business?”
"Monkey business" does not mean that a monkey owns or runs a business, but there are jokes. "You're telling me a monkey runs this business?" was posted on Twitter by…
“So you’re telling me my son dried these tomatoes?!?”
"Sun-dried tomatoes" shouldn't be confused with "son-dried tomatoes," but there are jokes that have been printed on many images. "so you’re telling me your son dried…
“So you’re telling me this monkey owns a business?”
"Monkey business" does not mean that a monkey owns or runs a business, but there are jokes. "You're telling me a monkey runs this business?" was posted on Twitter by…
“So you’ve been eating hotdogs and McChickens all your life, but don’t want the vaccine because…”
Many people were afraid to take COVID-19 vaccines because they didn't know what's in them. "You eat sausages your whole life but you refuse vaccine because you don’t know what’s…
“So you’re telling me your son dried these tomatoes?”
"Sun-dried tomatoes" shouldn't be confused with "son-dried tomatoes," but there are jokes that have been printed on many images. "so you’re telling me your son dried…
“So your plan is posting memes until someone falls in love with you”
"So my plan is sharing memes until someone falls in love with me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Sharing memes is usually not a good way to find true love.…
“So your plan is sharing memes until someone falls in love with you”
"So my plan is sharing memes until someone falls in love with me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Sharing memes is usually not a good way to find true love.…
“So, sue me!”
"So, sue me!" means, essentially, "That's it. I've done/said all I can do/say. What are you going to do about it? If you want more, take me to court." The statement is…
“So, the CIA can hack into my TV and listen to every word I say, but McDonald’s can’t hear me say ‘no pickles’...”
The McDonald's drive-thru sometimes gets an order wrong, and many people wonder why their speaker system isn't better. This was posted on Facebook by Matt Mitchell on March 9, 2017, and…
“Soak the rich”
"Soak the rich" means to take money from the rich (such as from taxes) so that the rich people will feel "soaked" (slang for "overcharged" or "ripped off").…