“My advice to you is to start drinking heavily”
Lines from the film National Lampoon's Animal House (1978) are frequently quoted. Flounder was in charge of his brother Fred's car, but the fraternity boys wrecked it. "You fucked…
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“My air conditioner broke today, and I totally lost my cool”
"I lost my cool" usually means that someone has lost composure and has become agitated. However, a joke takes "I lost my cool" literally -- the air conditioning is broken.…
“My air conditioner broke. I lost my cool”
"I lost my cool" usually means that someone has lost composure and has become agitated. However, a joke takes "I lost my cool" literally -- the air conditioning is broken.…
“My alone time is for everyone’s safety”
"My alone time is for your safety" (or "My alone time is for everyone's safety") is a popular coffee/tea/wine saying that has been printed on many images. The sayings have…
“My alone time is for your safety”
"My alone time is for your safety" (or "My alone time is for everyone's safety") is a popular coffee/tea/wine saying that has been printed on many images. The sayings have…
“My alone time is sometimes for your safety”
"My alone time is for your safety" (or "My alone time is for everyone's safety") is a popular coffee/tea/wine saying that has been printed on many images. The sayings have…
“My alone time with coffee is for everyone’s safety”
"My alone time is for your safety" (or "My alone time is for everyone's safety") is a popular coffee/tea/wine saying that has been printed on many images. The sayings have…
“My alone time with coffee is for your safety”
"My alone time is for your safety" (or "My alone time is for everyone's safety") is a popular coffee/tea/wine saying that has been printed on many images. The sayings have…
“My attempt to make the perfect halal sandwich failed, when I made a pig’s ear of it”
"My attempt to make the perfect halal sandwich failed, when I made a pig's ear of it....." was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on May 14, 2014. The joke originally was…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more beer”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more caffeine”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more coffee”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more rum”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more tequila”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more vodka”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more whiskey”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more wine”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My baggage was lost on a layover in Helsinki. Guess it must have disappeared into Finnair”
Finnair (the national airline of Finland) sounds a little bit like "thin air." New York-born newspaper columnist Bennett Cerf (1898-1971) wrote in March 1970 (referring to a 1969 story in…
“My baker never uses chocolate chips in his cookies. It’s okay, I’m sure he has his raisins”
Raisins are sometimes used for chocolate chips -- or the word "reasons." A joke was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on July 3, 2017: "My friend the baker never uses chocolate chips in…