“Music theory is just loud math”
Music and math have many connections. It's sometimes said that "music is just math out loud" or that "music is just loud math." “Music is just math out loud" was…
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“Music theory is just math in cursive”
Various types of music have been compared to cursive writing -- flowing and elegant, but sometimes difficult to understand. "Opera's like singing in cursive" was posted on Twitter by…
“Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist”
New York (NY) Times food journalist Craig Claiborne (1920-2000) wrote on November 16, 1967: "The Adrian Zorgniottis agree with G. K. Chesterton, who told a friend, 'Music with dinner is…
“Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and violinist”
New York (NY) Times food journalist Craig Claiborne (1920-2000) wrote on November 16, 1967: "The Adrian Zorgniottis agree with G. K. Chesterton, who told a friend, 'Music with dinner is…
“Music, dogs, coffee”
"Life is better with dogs, coffee & music" (or "Life is better with music, dogs & coffee") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Music Dogs…
“Musical puns are my forte”
"Music puns are my forte" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "f" or "forte" means "loud." "Music puns are my Forte" was printed in…
“Musicians are just therapists that you can party with”
"Musicians are (just) therapists that you can party with" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "'Musicians are therapists that you can party…
“Musicians are therapists that you can party with”
"Musicians are (just) therapists that you can party with" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "'Musicians are therapists that you can party…
“Mussels are the pistachios of the ocean”
Pistachio nuts have been compared to mussels. Both have hard shells that must be opened to eat what's inside. "am thinking that pistachios are the mussels of the nut world" was…
“Mussels are the pistachios of the sea”
Pistachio nuts have been compared to mussels. Both have hard shells that must be opened to eat what's inside. "am thinking that pistachios are the mussels of the nut world" was…
“Must be a very worrying time for anyone who has dumped a body in a reservoir” (drought joke)
During a drought, reservoirs dry up. People often discover things in the reservoir that had previously been hidden under the water. A joke was posted on Twitter by Legs on August 14, 2021, and…
“Must be nice being able to watch a movie without the overwhelming urge to Google…”
Many people cannot watch a movie without researching the actors (and sometimes the writer and director). "must be nice being able to watch a movie without the overwhelming urge to google every…
“Must Lett Tom Pick Onion” (mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions)
"Must Lett Tom Pick Onion" are sandwich instructions to add "mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions." It's not a sentence, but this was posted on Reddit -- Funny on…
“My ‘dry’ January is Sauvignon Blanc”
"Dry January" means to abstain from drinking alcohol for the month of January. It does not mean drinking dry wines, but there are jokes. "Is a dry January when you only drink…
“My 2yo referred to her coat pockets as ‘snack holes’ and this is what I shall forever call them”
"My 2yo referred to her coat pockets as 'snack holes' and this is what I shall forever call them" is a snack saying that has been printed on many images. "2yo referred to…
“My account balance is a constant reminder that I’m safe from identity theft”
"My bank account balance is a constant reminder that I'm safe from identity theft" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker has a low bank account balance.…
“My account was hacked. If you received an inappropriate message it was still me”
"My account was hacked. If you received an inappropriate message it was still me" is a jocular saying that has been pritned on several images. The joke is that an inappropriate message is…
“My accountant went to see a psychiatrist because he kept hearing strange invoices”
Crazy people hear strange voices. Do crazy accountants and billing clerks hear strange invoices? "Horace McGonigle has heard about the billing clerk who went to a psychiatrist because…
“My acrobatic friend likes to paint caged petit pois. He’s a trapped peas artist”
"Trapeze" sounds like "trapped peas." "I used to be in the Circus. I was a Trapped Peas Artist" was posted on Twitter by IG:lil.eddie.turdle on June 7, 2011. "My…
“My advice is to invest in tennis balls. They have a high rate of return”
"Invest in tennis balls. They have a high rate of return" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "My advice is..." or "My dog's advice is..." often…