“Morning has broken; Mr. Coffee has spoken”
"Morning has broken; Mr. Coffee has spoken" is a saying that has appeared on posters. "Morning Has Broken" is a classic song that was popularized by Cat Stevens in 1971. The…
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“Morning sex. Proven to be more effective than coffee”
"Morning sex. Proven to be more effective than coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Morning sex is way more effective than coffee!" was posted on…
“Morning traffic is like waiting in line to go to work”
People often get stuck in traffic on the way to work. "Traffic is depressing. It's just waiting in line to go to work" was posted on Twitter by Jebb Sinclair on September 7, 2013.…
“Mornings are better with coffee”
"Mornings are better with coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "eureka moment — mornings are better with coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by fatped…
“Mornings are for coffee and contemplation”
"Mornings are for coffee and contemplation" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Evenings are for coffee and contemplation" is a variation. In the American science…
“Mornings were made for sleeping, wild sex and bacon”
"Mornings were made for sleeping, wild sex and bacon" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Mornings were made for sleeping , wild sex, and bacon.. But I'm not…
“Mornings without coffee are like nights without stars”
"A morning without tea is like a night without stars" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several coffee variations of the saying. Authorship is unknown.…
“Mornings without good coffee are like nights without stars”
"A morning without tea is like a night without stars" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several coffee variations of the saying. Authorship is unknown.…
“Mornings: I only need one cup of coffee, but I’m going to have five just to be safe”
"Mornings: I only need one cup of coffee, but I'm going to have five just to be safe" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Mornings: I only need one cup…
“Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud”
According to the Bible, God (in a cloud) gave Moses the tablets of the Ten Commandments. This had nothing to do with cloud computing, but there have been several jokes. "I thought Moses…
“Mosquitoes find me attractive”
"I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, by "find me attractive" it's…
“Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal”
"Offal" sounds like "awful," and "plane awful" sounds like "plain offal." There are jokes. "How have you survived the airline food? I've heard…
“Most Americans think the Federal Reserve is a national park”
The "Federal Reserve" ("the Fed") is the central banking system of the United States. It should not be confused with a "national reserve" (a national park), but the…
“Most bicyclists in New York City obey instinct far more than they obey the traffic laws”
The New Yorker magazine, in "Talk of the Town" on June 9, 1986, printed an anonymous passage titled "Anarchy Without Malice": "Most bicyclists in New York City obey…
“Most board games have one winner and multiple losers. Jenga has one loser and multiple winners”
Jenga is a game where players take turns removing one block at a time from a tower of 54 blocks. If the tower collapses, that player "loses" and the other players "win."…
“Most cutting thing you can say is ‘who’s this clown?’ because it implies they’re a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns”
To call someone a "clown" is usually derogatory. This was posted on X/Twitter by "Cohen is a ghost" on December 12, 2013, and this received over 136,000 likes: "most…
“Most Dangerous Place” (between a politician and a camera or microphone)
It's often said that the most dangerous place to be in the world is between a politician and a camera (or a microphone). You'll get crushed! U.S. Senator Bob Dole (R-Kansas) said in 1995…
“Most Dangerous Place” (between Senator Phil Gramm and a camera or microphone)
It's often said that the most dangerous place to be in the world is between a politician and a camera (or a microphone). You'll get crushed! U.S. Senator Bob Dole (R-Kansas) said in 1995…
“Most days I don’t really have a plan. It’s just coffee and weirdness, my friend. Coffee and weirdness”
""I don't really have a plan, most days. Just caffeine and weirdness, my friend. Caffeine and weirdness" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“Most Effective Devil In America” (“media” backronym)
"Most Effective Devil In America" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "media" that has been printed on many images. "M.E.D.I.A- Most Effective Devil In America"…