“Memes do a better job at reporting current events than the news does”
"Memes do a better job at reporting current events than the news does" and "Memes do a better job at reporting current events than the main stream media" are sayings that have…
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“Memorial Day—honor their deaths by questioning anyone calling for more of them”
A popular Memorial Day saying was posted on Facebook by Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian (and on Twitter by Mrs. Betty Bowers) on May 26, 2012: "Memorial Day -- honor their…
“Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill in New York”
"Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill where I live" -- "where I live" is often replaced with the location -- is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill where I am from”
"Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill where I live" -- "where I live" is often replaced with the location -- is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill where I live”
"Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill where I live" -- "where I live" is often replaced with the location -- is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill where I’m from”
"Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill where I live" -- "where I live" is often replaced with the location -- is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Men act insane bc they aren’t eating sandwiches on steel beams anymore”
The famous "Lunch atop a Skyscraper" 1932 photo shows eleven ironworkers sitting on a steel beam of New York City's RCA Building. "men act insane bc they aren't eating…
“Men are like bank accounts—without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest”
"Men are like bank accounts -- without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest" is a humorous one-line saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters,…
“Men are like chocolate bars—sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips”
"Men are like chocolate bars -- sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips" is a jocular saying about men. The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on January 7, 1998.…
“Men are like coffee—the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long”
"Men are like coffee -- the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many posters. The humorous saying has…
“Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere”
"Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying -- one of several about men -- was posted…
“Men are like floor tiles” (joke)
"Men are like floor tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "What do ceramic tile…
“Men are like steaks. The best ones have a little fat on them”
"Good steaks are like good men. The best ones have a little fat on them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying, perhaps, makes fat men feel a little better about…
“Men are like wine — age sours the bad and betters the good”
A wine quotation was credited to Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 BC-43 BC) in Gleason's Pictorial Drawing-Room Companion (Boston, MA) on August 27, 1853: "Cicero has said of men: -- 'They…
“Men are like wine; some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age”
A wine quotation was credited to Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 BC-43 BC) in Gleason's Pictorial Drawing-Room Companion (Boston, MA) on August 27, 1853: "Cicero has said of men: -- 'They…
“Men at 20 play football, at 30 play tennis, at 40 play golf…” (joke)
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterTiffany Mason@dttpaixoxomen in their 20s play football, 30's they play tennis, 40's they play golf, proven: when men get older their balls get smaller!…
“Men build houses; women build homes”
Newspaper writer and poet Nixon Waterman (1859-1944) wrote "House and Home" in 1897, containing the following verses: "The men of earth build houses, halls and chambers, roofs and…
“Men go fishing for two reasons—either they have no wife to go home to, or they do”
"Men go fishing for two reasons -- either they have no wife to go home to, or they do" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MEN GO FISHING FOR TWO REASONS --…
“Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want”
"Men go shopping to buy what they need, and women go shopping to find out what they want" is a shopping saying that has been printed on many images. "Men go shopping to buy what they…
“Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons—either they have no wife to go home to, or they do”
"I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to ... or they do" was…