“Men are like chocolate bars—sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips”

“Men are like chocolate bars—sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips” is a jocular saying about men. The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on January 7, 1998.
 
“Men are like coffee—the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long” is a related saying.
   
         
Google Groups: rec.humor
LAST WORD 01/07/1998
William Mullin
1/5/98
THE LAST WORD                          
Publisher: William Mullin
Jan.  7, 1998
vol 7, no 6
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Men are like chocolate bars…
sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
 
Google Groups: rec.humor
Men are Like…
Dark Shadow
1/17/98
Today’s humor from Rodney and Cathy’s Joke List.
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Men are like chocolate bars…
sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
 
8 May 1999, The Times of India (New Delhi), “Internet Humour,” pg. 22, col. 7:
“Men are like chocolate bars—sweet. smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.”
 
Google Books
1001 Internet Jokes:
Get the Jokes You’ve Been Missing
By D. M. Schwab, Greene  
San Jose, CA: iUniverse.com, Inc.
2001
Pg. 20:
Men are like…Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
   
Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes
By Geoff Tibballs  
London, UK: Constable & Robinson, Ltd
2004
Pg. 4:
Men are like chocolate bars: sweet, smooth, and heading straight for your hips.
 
Twitter
Mad Dog‏
@mad_dog
5. Men are like ..Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
3:33 AM - 1 Jul 2007
 
Twitter
Agnes Varnum‏
@Aavarnum
Men are like chocolate bars….sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
5:58 AM - 4 Jul 2007
 
Google Books
All Kinds of Humor:
Jokes, Quips, and Fun Stuff for Many Occasions
By Frank Verano
Xlibris Corporation (Xlibris.com)
2012
Pg. 690:
Men are like chocolate bars—sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.