“Kale is so versatile, it can literally fit into any trash can”
"Kale is so versatile and yummy #Foodie" was posted on Twitter by ExaltedWomen on May 27, 2010. "Kale is so versatile they're delicious in salads, soups, and even smoothies.…
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“Kale is so versatile. You can add it to pretty much any dish if you’re looking to ruin it”
"Kale is so versatile and yummy #Foodie" was posted on Twitter by ExaltedWomen on May 27, 2010. "Kale is so versatile they're delicious in salads, soups, and even smoothies.…
“Kale is so versatile… it literally fits into any size trash can”
"Kale is so versatile and yummy #Foodie" was posted on Twitter by ExaltedWomen on May 27, 2010. "Kale is so versatile they're delicious in salads, soups, and even smoothies.…
“Kale is so versatile”
"Kale is so versatile and yummy #Foodie" was posted on Twitter by ExaltedWomen on May 27, 2010. "Kale is so versatile they're delicious in salads, soups, and even smoothies.…
“Kale tastes like I’d rather be fat”
"Kale tastes like I'd rather be fat" (or "This kale salad tastes like I'd rather be fat") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "This green smoothie w…
“Karate is just an aggressive way of making people smell your feet”
Karate often involves kicks to the face. "Karate is just a violent way of making people smell your feet" (or "Karate is just an aggressive way of making people smell your feet")…
“Karma is a bitch”
"Karma is a bitch" probably relates to the sayings "life is a bitch" and "payback is a bitch." The "karma" in the saying is a combination of "life"…
“Katz’s Never Kloses” (Katz’s Deli and Bar slogan)
"Katz's Never Kloses" was the famous slogan of Katz's Deli and Bar, started by Marc Katz in 1979 at West 6th Street in Austin. It went 24/7 in 1983. There was also a Houston…
“Keep Abilene Boring”
"Keep Abilene Boring"is yet another imitation of the popular slogan "Keep Austin Weird." T-shirts with this slogan were made in 2006. The seemingly endless imitation Texas city…
“Keep Austin Weird”
"Keep Austin Weird" has appeared on bumper stickers since 2000. To some, the slogan promotes Austin's character and local businesses. To others, it shows that Austin is more liberal…
“Keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting”
The website Off the (Meat) Hook published jocular food "hacks" on November 17, 2014, such as: 1. Keep cake moist by just eating the entire thing in one sitting. "Life hack: Keep cake…
“Keep calm and gobble on”
"Keep Calm and Carry On" is a famous British World War II poster. "Keep calm and gobble on" is a Thanksgiving saying that has been printed on many images. "Today I…
“Keep Calm and Never Say Macbeth” (or “Keep Calm and Never Say M*cbeth”)
William Shakespeare's play Macbeth includes witches, and theater tradition has it that the play is cursed. Saying the play's name or its lines (outside of an actual performance) is said…
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday”
"Keep calm and pretend it's not Monday" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is often the start of the work week. "Keep calm and carry on" is a sign…
“Keep calm and pretend that tomorrow is not Monday” (Sunday saying)
"Keep calm and pretend it's not Monday" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is often the start of the work week. "Keep calm and carry on" is a sign…
“Keep College Station Normal”
"Keep College Station Normal" is a gentle borrowing (trademarked in 2004) from the popular slogan "Keep Austin Weird." Sarcazm Creations has marketed items with the slogan. The…
“Keep Dallas Douche”
"Keep Dallas Douche" is yet another imitation of the popular slogan "Keep Austin Weird." "Keep Dallas Douche" is a bumper sticker slogan since at least April 2010;…
“Keep Dallas Plastic”
"Keep Dallas Plastic" is yet another imitation of the popular slogan "Keep Austin Weird." A less popular Dallas version is "Keep Dallas Pretentious." The seemingly…
“Keep Dallas Pretentious”
"Keep Dallas Pretentious" is yet another imitation of the popular slogan "Keep Austin Weird." "Keep Dallas Pretentious" T-shirts have appeared from 2005. "Keep…
“Keep Denton Chido”
"Keep Denton Chido" ("chido" is Spanish for "cool") is a 2008 entry in another city knockoff of the slogan "Keep Austin Weird." The seemingly endless…