"Just spent 45 minutes on the treadmill. Tomorrow my goal is to turn it on" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Just spent 45 minutes on the treadmill -…
Cappuccino (espresso-based coffee) has nothing to do with chinos (trousers from chino cloth), but there are jokes. "I can only presume that those coffees advertised as 'Cappuchinos'…
"Just text us when you're here. There's no need to knock and get the dogs involved" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many house signs and doormats. A doorbell ring…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic essentially resulted in medical martial law. A meme shows the painting "Washington as Statesman at the Constitutional Convention" by Junius Brutus…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many school closings. Grocery stores and liquor stores were usually deemed "essential" and were allowed to remain open. "Just to be…
A joke has a person trying vegan mayo -- on a chicken sandwich. "Guy at work put vegan mayo on his chicken sandwich..." was posted on X/Twitter by Cowbeep Bopboy on June 25, 2013. "I…
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak caused panic buying (and shortages) of toilet paper. Toilet paper puns were used during the crisis, but they had also been used earlier. "No toilet paper at…
"Just trying to find the YEE to my HAW, and I keep finding the HELL to my NAW" is a jocular saying that has been printe on many images. "Just trying to find the yee to my haw, and I…
The Gospel of John describes a miracle of Jesus -- the transformation of water into wine. "RT @jenfunkyjen Jesus turned water into wine. I'm going to turn decade-old boxed wine into…
"The fire door is alarmed" is a typical building sign, but it's sometimes joked that the door is "alarmed" because it has a human personality. "So I passed a door with…
The "woke" concept of a pregnant man has been the subject of humor. "People are cynical about today’s society but just this morning I saw an old woman give up her seat for a…
"Just when you find the key to the market, they change the locks" is an old Wall Street adage. "The trouble with some guys when they give you the keys to the city they change the…
"Revenge is a dish best served cold" is an old proverb. A variation was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on September 2, 2017: "Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it'd…
"Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It is usually credited to Benjamin Franklin…
Many people do not like to eat kale. There are many jokes about eating kale. "Kale is a negative-calorie food because you get less energy from eating it than it takes to never shut up about…
Many people do not like to eat kale. There are many jokes about eating kale. "Kale is a negative-calorie food because you get less energy from eating it than it takes to never shut up about…
Kale has been called "angry lettuce." "Quoteworthy from today's @DennisDMZ: 'Kale is like angry lettuce'" was posted on X/Twitter by Angela on April 20, 2010.…
Kale has been compared to collard greens. "A friend of mine once told me that kale is like collard greens for white people. Probably true" was posted on Twitter by DJ Dharma on May 1,…
Kale became popular since the 1990s. "Kale is just hipster lettuce" is a common saying. "'Kale is hipster lettuce'- @spak with the quote of the night" was posted on…
Kale has been called "angry lettuce." "Quoteworthy from today's @DennisDMZ: 'Kale is like angry lettuce'" was posted on X/Twitter by Angela on April 20, 2010.…