“Safe driving is no accident”
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“Safe, legal and rare” (abortion saying)
When American politician Bill Clinton was successfully running for president in 1991 and 1992, he famously said that abortions should be "safe, legal and rare." However, that popular term…
“Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety’s like third or fourth”
"Safety first" is a famous proverb. "Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Safety is when nothing happens”
"Safety is when nothing happens" is a slogan that began to be used at Lowe's home improvement stores in 2013. The safety slogan was widely has been widely used by Lowe's, but…
“Safety meeting at work. They asked me, what steps would you take in event of a fire?” (joke)
What steps does one take in the event of a fie? "RT @FunnyJoker: In the event of a fire what steps would you take?.....Fucking big ones" was posted on X/Twitter by SlightlySick™ on…
“Sage on the stage or guide on the side” (teaching terms)
An old teaching saying states that a teacher can be either a "sage on the stage" or a "guide on the side." Modern technology provides many opportunities to have a "stage on…
“Salad dressing implies the existence of salad undressing”
"Salad dressing" exists. There is no "salad undressing, but there are jokes. "What about salad undressing?" was posted on Twitter by Jeff Straw Branding on April 23, 2009.…
“Salad dressing is just leaf sauce”
Salad dressing has sometimes been called "leaf sauce" and "lettuce sauce." "Gabriel logic: Salad dressing = lettuce sauce. Makes sense to me" was posted on Twitter by…
“Salad dressing is just lettuce gravy”
Is salad dressing just lettuce gravy? "Cooks coined new word for salad dressing...'lettuce gravy' I don't know about that one..." was cited on Twitter on February 25, 2011.…
“Salad dressing is just lettuce sauce”
Salad dressing has sometimes been called "leaf sauce" and "lettuce sauce." "Gabriel logic: Salad dressing = lettuce sauce. Makes sense to me" was posted on Twitter by…
“Salad is just lettuce nachos”
Salad (which usually contains lettuce) has been compared to nachos (which contain tortilla chips). The comparison has been frequently made with a taco salad. "Taco salad = nachos with lettuce…
“Salad isn’t food—it’s what food eats” (“Vegetables are what food eats”)
ALF (for "Alien Life Form") was a science fiction television sitcom that ran from 1986-1990. ALF was a meat-eater who wise-cracked: "Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what…
“Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate”
Who invented salad, and why? This -- from someone who probably doesn't like salad -- was posted on X/Twitter by Joe Pontillo on July 18, 2024: "Salad was likely invented after someone…
“Salads are just lettuce nachos”
Salad (which usually contains lettuce) has been compared to nachos (which contain tortilla chips). The comparison has been frequently made with a taco salad. "Taco salad = nachos with lettuce…
“Salads are just veggie nachos”
Some people think that veggie nachos are essentially the same as salad. "Salads are like veggie nachos #Epiphany" was posted on Twitter by Maude on June 3, 2013. "salads are just…
“Sales go up and down. Service stays forever”
"Sales go up and down. Service stays forever" is a business saying that has been printed on many images. ""Sales go up and down. Service stays forever." -Jason Goldberg…
“Sales is vanity, profit is sanity, cash is reality” (“Volume/ Turnover/ Revenue is vanity…”)
"Sales is vanity, profit is sanity" (or "Volume is vanity," "Turnover is vanity," "Revenue is vanity") means that it's not how much that one sells that…
“Sales sells the first car and service sells the rest” (car dealership adage)
"Sales sells the first car and service sells the rest" is an old adage among car dealers. It's not known who said it first. "We believe sales sells your first car, but service…
“Salesmanship begins when the customer says no”
"Salesmanship begins when the customer says no" is a business saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as coffee mugs and posters. The saying has been cited in print since at…
“Salesmen Welcome: Dog food is expensive” (sign)
"Trespassers Are Welcome: Dog food is getting to be expensive" is a jocular warning sign that has been printed on many images. The implication is that a dog will eat trespassers.…