“Running is like coffee, I’m much nicer after I’ve had one”
"Running is like coffee, I'm much nicer after I've had one" is a one-line running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 30, 2014.…
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“Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting”
Some people prefer sitting to running. A joke was posted on Twitter by Blue Moon on October 7, 2014. "Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting." TwitterBlue…
“Running on coffee and Christmas cheer”
"I run on coffee & Christmas cheer" (or "Running on coffee and Christmas cheer") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm just exhausted all the time…
“Running reminds us that even in our weakest moments, we are strong”
"Running reminds you that even in your weakest moments...you are strong" is a running saying that has been printed on many images. "Running reminds you that even in your weakest…
“Running reminds you that even in your weakest moments…you are strong”
"Running reminds you that even in your weakest moments...you are strong" is a running saying that has been printed on many images. "Running reminds you that even in your weakest…
“S car go” (escargot joke)
Escargot (snails) has a joke that's been cited in print since at least 1980. The slow snail buys a fast sports car and paints the letter "S" all over it. The car dealer asks why, and…
“S.I.N.G.L.E. Stress Is Now Gone Life’s Easier”
"S.I.N.G.L.E. Stress Is Now Gone Life's Easier" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from 2011 and is of unknown authorship. "RT @DJJUICE718:…
“S’mores are campfire Wagon Wheels”
Wagon Wheels (a sweet snack food sold in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, other Commonwealth countries) is a product thas has been compared to s'mores. "Apparently in Britain, their…
“S’mores are inside out Moon Pies”
Moon Pies have been compared to s'mores. "Moon pies are uncooked smores" was posted on Twitter by Millie M on May 19, 2009. "Moon Pies are just uncooked s'mores" was…
“S’mores are just hot Moon Pies”
Moon Pies have been compared to s'mores. "Moon pies are uncooked smores" was posted on Twitter by Millie M on May 19, 2009. "Moon Pies are just uncooked s'mores" was…
“S’mores are just warmed up Wagon Wheels”
Wagon Wheels (a sweet snack food sold in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, other Commonwealth countries) is a product thas has been compared to s'mores. "Apparently in Britain, their…
“S&M stands for Spaghetti and Meatballs”
Spaghetti and meatballs is only jocularly referred to as "S&M," which usually stands for "sadism and masochism." "RT @jamokie: Yeah, whats wrong with spaghetti and…
“Sacred cows make the best hamburger”
"Sacred cows make the best hamburger" is a jocular saying that has been printed on manu images. It has frequently been credited to American author Mark Twain (1835-1910), but Twain never…
“Saddle your hoss before cussin’ the boss”
"Saddle your hoss before cussin' the boss" is a Texas-type saying that has appeared on signs since at least 2003. The Saltgrass Steak House restaurants have such a sign in the bar…
“Sadly this Christmas passes away, so let us give thanks today”
A Christmas rhyme is: "Sadly this Christmas passes away, so let us give thanks today, as we prepare for the year anew, with faith and hope to see it through." The saying has been cited in…
“Sadly, I do most of my proofreading after I hit sned”
“I do my best proofreading after I hit ‘send‘“ is a popular saying. "Sadly, I do most of my proofreading after I hit sned" -- "sned" is a typing mistake of…
“Safe and effective is not a lie. It’s two lies”
"SAFE AND EFFECTIVE IS NOT A LIE. IT'S TWO LIES!" (shown on an image) was posted on iFunny on September 10, 2022. The COVID-19 (coronavirus) vaccines, for example, were often said to…
“Safe and effective is now sudden and unexpected”
"Safe and effective is now sudden and unexpected" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The COVID-19 vaccines were touted to be "safe and effective," but many deaths…
“Safe as houses”
The term "safe as houses" was popularized in England in the 1850s. "Safe" means a sure an secure investment; a person who buys a house is not speculating and has a solid…
“Safe driving is no accident”
Entry in progress. -- B.P. Reddit -- OnelinersSafe driving is no accident (self.oneliners)submitted September 7, 2017 by YourInnerIdiot