“Tea parties are for little girls with imaginary friends”
"Tea parties are for little girls with imaginary friends" is an anti-tea party political saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as bumper stickers, hats and T-shirts. The…
Mile High City (Denver nickname)
“Teach 25 years, not one year 25 times” (teaching adage)
"Teach 25 years, not one year 25 times" is a teaching adage of unknown authorship. A teacher should learn something new each year, and this should be reflected in the lesson plan.…
“Teach a man to fish and he has to buy a boat and a truck”
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime" is a popular saying. There are many jocular variations. "Give a man a fish and you feed…
“Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day”
PROVERB: “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime." ANTI-PROVERB: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to…
“Teach a man to garden, and the whole neighborhood gets tomatoes”
"Teach a man/woman to garden, and the whole neighborhood gets tomatoes/zucchini" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a…
“Teach a manta fish…” (joke)
A popular proverb is: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.” "Teach a manta (ray) fish..." is an obvious joke.…
“Teach a women to garden, and the whole neighborhood gets zucchini”
"Teach a man/woman to garden, and the whole neighborhood gets tomatoes/zucchini" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a…
“Teach your boys to be men before our enemies teach them to be women”
"Teach your boys to be men before the world teaches them to be women" (also "Teach your boys to be men before our enemies teach them to be women" and "Teach your boys to be…
“Teach your boys to be men before the world teaches them to be women”
"Teach your boys to be men before the world teaches them to be women" (also "Teach your boys to be men before our enemies teach them to be women" and "Teach your boys to be…
“Teach your boys to be men before their teachers teach them to be women”
"Teach your boys to be men before the world teaches them to be women" (also "Teach your boys to be men before our enemies teach them to be women" and "Teach your boys to be…
“Teach your children about taxes—eat 30% of their ice cream”
"Teach your children about taxes -- eat 30% of their ice cream" is a jocular saying that has been printed on ecards and posters. The joke was first told by American television host and…
“Teach, Love, Inspire”
"Leach, Love, Inspire" is a teaching saying that has been printed on many images. "So, now we as parents, with mixed emotions, hand over our prized possessions to a person we usually…
“Teacher—A person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them”
"Teacher (noun) -- a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them" is a jocular definition that has been printed on posters. The definition first appeared on the…
“Teacher—The only job that makes you reconsider all future names for your children”
"Teacher -- The only job that makes you reconsider all future names for your children" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Teacher – The only job that makes…
“Teacher, teacher I declare I see someone’s underwear”
"Teacher, teacher" children's rhymes have existed since at least the first half of the 1900s. These were printed in The Journal of American Folk-lore in 1949: "Teacher, teacher,…
“Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?” (joke)
A popular school joke has been printed on several images: Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: Of course not.Student: Good, because I didn't do my…
“Teacher: ‘Is that a phone!?’ Me: ‘No. It’s my calculator.’”
Students are often not allowed to carry mobile phones in school. A joke is: TEACHER: Is that a phone!?STUDENT: No. It's my calculator. The joke went viral on Twitter on May 21, 2012.…
“Teacher: ‘Why are you late?’ Student: ‘Why does it matter? You still get paid, right?’”
A school conversation has been printed on several images: TEACHER: Why are you late?STUDENT: Why does it matter? You still get paid, right? The late student's snarky comment was posted on…
“Teacher: ‘You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?’ Pupil: ‘Not very much!’”
A pun about "missing" school is: TEACHER: You missed school yesterday, didn't you? PUPIL: Not very much! The joke has been printed in many newspapers since at least 1942. “Boss:…
“Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning” (joke)
A classic school joke is: Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon. The joke has been cited in print…