“Teacher—A person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them”

“Teacher (noun)—a person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them” is a jocular definition that has been printed on posters. The definition first appeared on the website Grouchy Rabbit in March 2011.
 
   
Grouchy Rabbit
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them.
 
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Letian
‏@letianK
Definitions: Teacher (noun) - A person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them. http://tumblr.com/xes1s2m3p0
4:07 AM - 15 Mar 2011
 
Urban Dictionary
Teacher
A person that helps you solve problems you’d never have without them.
(Teacher) Write this 100 times!
(Student) ok..
(Teacher) Now you know.

by OneRaven February 08, 2012
 
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Student Problems
‏@FactsOfSchool
Teacher: a person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them.
12:28 PM - 18 Sep 2013
 
The Solution News (TSN)
WORD WEDNESDAY: TEACHER
By TSN News |  Entertainment, Humor, Word of the Day |  29 April 2015
TEACHER: A PERSON WHO HELPS YOU SOLVE PROBLEMS YOU’D NEVER HAVE WITHOUT THEM.
 
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~Carlos-kun~
‏@AtelierNemesis
Teacher(noun) - a Person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them.
7:16 AM - 15 Jul 2015