Many people have school nicknames. "Ever since school my nickname has been glue, and its stuck ever since" was posted on Twitter on June 20, 2012. "My nickname at school was glue. I…
"In tenths" can sound like "intense." "unless you go with a group of 10 then its in tenths" was posted on Twitter by RandaddyPurpsGrapes on March 18, 2013. "My…
A joke about a school bully is: "To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches." That is, the old…
"My only talent is I just don't quit" is a motivational saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on September 26, 2015. Authorship is unknown.…
"Forum" sounds like "for them," and there are jokes. "What do you guys think of message boards? ....I'm all forum" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 25,…
"Increasing" shouldn't be confused with "in creasing," but there are origami puns. "RT @SpacemanQuisp I think the popularity of origami is in creasing" was posted…
"My other bumper sticker is funny" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on several images. "MY OTHER BUMPER STICKER IS FUNNY" was posted on on the newsgroup…
"My other bumper sticker is funny" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on several images. "MY OTHER BUMPER STICKER IS FUNNY" was posted on on the newsgroup…
"My other ride is a dragon" (or "My other car is a dragon") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "I have a license plate surround that says…
"My other car is a [very expensive car]" is a saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers and license plate frames and put on cheap old cars. "My Other Car Is a…
"My other car is a Porsche" is a classic bumper sticker. "My other car is a Zamboni" (the Zamboni ice resurfacing machine cleans the ice) has been a popular license plate frame…
"My other car is also a car" is a jocular bumper sticker that has been printed on many images. “My other car is a Porsche” is the famous bumper sticker than is being parodied.…
"My other car is an honor student" is a jocular bumper sticker than has been printed on many images. It's a combination of two bumper stickers -- "My other car is a…
"My other car is also a car" is a jocular bumper sticker that has been printed on many images. “My other car is a Porsche” is the famous bumper sticker than is being parodied.…
"My other ride is a dragon" (or "My other car is a dragon") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "I have a license plate surround that says…
"My other ride is a dragon" (or "My other car is a dragon") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "I have a license plate surround that says…
Parents often tell their children that they can become anyone they want to be. This is not meant to be taken literally. "As a young child my mum told me I could be anybody I wanted to be.…
"My paycheck says I have a good job. My bills say I need to do better" is a saying that means the speaker's paycheck is not covering the bills. The saying has been popular since…
"My pee smells like coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on an ecard by Someecards. "In the restroom. My pee smells like coffee. TMI?" was posted on Twitter by Alex…
"My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on November…