“Adversity introduces a man to himself”
"Adversity introduces a man to himself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has frequently been credited to German-born theoretical physicist Albert Einstein…
"Adversity introduces a man to himself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has frequently been credited to German-born theoretical physicist Albert Einstein…
"Advertising helps raise the standard of living by raising the standard of longing" is a popular saying about advertising. The saying has been cited in print since 1955, when it was…
Madison Avenue adman Jerry Della Femina wrote in his book, From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Pearl Harbor: Front-Line Dispatches From The Advertising War (1970): "There are ugly people…
"Advertising is what you pay for; publicity (or public relations) is what you pray for" is a popular business saying. "Advertising is what you pay for; publicity is what your public…
"Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps" is a jocular one-line saying about aerobics. The line has been…
"Afraid of not getting what you ordered with online shopping? Try online dating!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that online dating could be better, but is…
Taco Bell food can cause diarrhea. "You can't have Taco Bell and sex in the same day. It's just science" was posted on Twitter by Stoic Disnterest on July 13, 2015. "And if…
"Fact: There's no graceful way to get on a pool float" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "After 35, there’s no way to get out of a pool float with your dignity…
Taco Bell food can cause diarrhea. "You can't have Taco Bell and sex in the same day. It's just science" was posted on Twitter by Stoic Disnterest on July 13, 2015. "And if…
A drinking joke was posted on Twitter on October 28, 2012: "After finishing 10 pints I was weaving in the middle of the road. I thought, 'It'd probably be safer to make this basket…
"After all the eating I did over the holidays, I am happy to report that my socks still fit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "After all the eating I did…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some public health warnings cautioning people not to touch their face. "I swear... after all the stupid, backward ass, ignorant stuff I’ve done…
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic made the year 2020 a bad year for many people. Ray Gilbert Jr. posted this on Facebook on December 12, 2020: "After all this bullshit we better be in the…
New York-based stand-up comedian Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004) joked about his wife's cooking: "I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count…
To "clear the table" usually means to take away dinner plates, but a pun was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 14, 2017: "After dinner my wife asked me if I could clear the table. I…
"After whisk(e)y, driving risky" (or "After drinking whisk(e)y, driving is risky") is road sign that has been printed on many images. The sign has been popular in Central Asia.…
"After whisk(e)y, driving risky" (or "After drinking whisk(e)y, driving is risky") is road sign that has been printed on many images. The sign has been popular in Central Asia.…
A joke about high gas prices was posted on Twitter on June 1, 2011: "After filling up my gas tank, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the rest of the week anyways." "After…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter♡ brian essbe ♡ @SortaBadAfter I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.12:53 PM - 23…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Java (programming language)Java is a general-purpose computer programming language that is concurrent, class-based, object-oriented, and specifically designed…