“After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn’t want to eat…”

A joke about high gas prices was posted on Twitter on June 1, 2011:
 
“After filling up my gas tank, I realized that I didn’t want to eat for the rest of the week anyways.”
 
“After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn’t want to eat for the rest of the week anyways”—slightly different—was posted on Twitter on November 13, 2012. Authorship is uncertain.
 
           
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Boogymonsta
@Boogymonsta
After filling up my gas tank, I realized that I didn’t want to eat for the rest of the week anyways.
4:39 PM - 1 Jun 2011
   
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Jenn
@Jenny_SmaLLs
After filling up my gas tank, I realized that I didn’t want to eat for the rest of the week anyways.
6:52 PM - 1 Jun 2011
   
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Mandi McCoy Griffin
@MandiMacGriffin
After filling up my gas tank, I realized that I didn’t want to eat for the rest of the week anyway.
8:10 PM - 1 Jun 2011 from Coppell, TX
 
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@BadApplexo
Buy a scooter! RT @Silver__Surfer: After filling up my gas tank, I realized that I didn’t want to eat for the rest of the week anyways…...
9:56 PM - 1 Jun 2011
       
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Dr Ki (OBGYN) & CPA
@DrInHiding
After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn’t want to eat for the rest of the week anyways.
8:56 PM - 13 Nov 2012
 
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Sarcasm 😊
@SarcasmPage
After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn’t want to eat for the rest of the week anyways.
11:00 PM - 15 Nov 2012
 

AFTER FILLING UP MY GAS TANK - I realized that I didn’t want to eat for the rest of the week anyways
2013.02.26 submitted by Synecdoche 44
(AN image is shown.—ed.)
 
Funny Status
After filling up my gas tank this morning before work,…
April 22, 2014 Work Status Updates
After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn’t want to eat for the rest of the week anyways.
 
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Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn’t want to eat for the rest of the week anyways.
8:02 AM - 17 Jul 2018