"The best friendships are the ones that you met at a job that neither of you work at anymore" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
A "house salad" is the regular salad of an American restaurant. It's not a salad that's "on the house" (free). House wine is an inexpensive drinking wine served in…
Artichokes have nothing to do with the Arctic or Antarctica, but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the cold-water fish Arctic char. "'Antartichoke' - @al_bal4 trying to decide…
"The best is yet to come. Unless you're out of wine" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted on Twitter on December 10, 2015 and probably…
V.I.M. started in Brooklyn and proudly declares its slogan: "The best jeans and sneaker stores in America." Its website say it's been around since 1977, but trademark records say…
Many people do not function well in the morning. "The best kind of morning conversation, is the one that doesn't actually occur" was posted on Twitter by Piyush Wahal on October 11,…
"The best librarians are certified in reshushitation" was posted on Twitter by Clayton Hove on June 1, 2011. "Reshushitation" is a portmanteau of "resusitation" and…
People often lose Tupperware lids. "The best murder weapon would be a Tupperware lid because nobody would ever find it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The best…
What's the best job that allows you to work at home? A jocular one-liner is: "The best occupation to work from home as: Bartender." "The best occupation to work from home as is:…
Doors often state "Employees Only Beyond This Point," and it can be cool to be an employee and to go through the doors and beyond that point. However, then one has to work the job, and…
Minting of the United States penny stopped in November 2025. This had an effect on the expression "my two cents" (my opinion). "Nobody can give their 2 cents anymore because they…
Cucumbers have been compared (unfavorably) to watermelons. "The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on July 19,…
In American football, the best pass defense is said to be a good pass rush -- not good pass protection. A good quarterback, if given enough time to operate, can beat good pass protection. The pass…
What's the best pitch in baseball? A fastball? A slider? A curve? "That's easy. The best pitch is a strike," said New York Giants manager Leo Durocher (1905-1991) in 1953.…
"Duty free" shouldn't be confused with "doody free," but there are jokes. "I love clean airport jokes! They are always doody free" was posted on X/Twitter by…
"The best players win Most Valuable Player awards; the best teams win championships" is a popular saying in many sports. It's not known who first said it. "The best players win…
"The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1903, when it…
"The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. American author H. Jackson Brown, Jr. wrote the saying in his…
"The best program is the one you're not on" is a bodybuilding adage that has been credited to strength coach Charles Staley since at least 1998. The body adjusts to any regimen; a…
Homer L. Ferguson (1873-1953), who was president of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce from 1919-1920, wrote "A Plea for Inefficiency in Government" in Nation's Business, November 1928,…