“Just so we’re clear, I have no problem with the LG HDTV Community”
"I have no problem with the LG HDTV Community" (or "Just so we're clear, I have no problem with the LG HDTV Community") has been posted on many images. "LG HDTV"…
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“Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair”
"Just so we're clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. How the Grinch Stole…
“Just so you know, we’re ashamed the president of the United States is from Texas” (Dixie Chicks)
The Dixie Chicks hail from Dallas, Texas. At a London concert on March 12, 2003 (when the United States was at the brink of war with Iraq), Dixie Chick singer Natalie Maines said to the audience:…
“Just spent 45 minutes on the treadmill. Tomorrow my goal is to turn it on”
"Just spent 45 minutes on the treadmill. Tomorrow my goal is to turn it on" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Just spent 45 minutes on the treadmill -…
“Just spilt coffee on my new pants. They’re cappuchinos now”
Cappuccino (espresso-based coffee) has nothing to do with chinos (trousers from chino cloth), but there are jokes. "I can only presume that those coffees advertised as 'Cappuchinos'…
“Just text us when you’re here. There’s no need to knock and get the dogs involved”
"Just text us when you're here. There's no need to knock and get the dogs involved" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many house signs and doormats. A doorbell ring…
“Just to be clear, none of this matters if there is a virus” (said at Constitutional Convention)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic essentially resulted in medical martial law. A meme shows the painting "Washington as Statesman at the Constitutional Convention" by Junius Brutus…
“Just to be clear, we have all agreed that liquor stores are ‘essential’ and schools are not”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many school closings. Grocery stores and liquor stores were usually deemed "essential" and were allowed to remain open. "Just to be…
“Just tried some vegan mayo, it wasn’t bad. Made the chicken sandwich taste lovely”
A joke has a person trying vegan mayo -- on a chicken sandwich. "Guy at work put vegan mayo on his chicken sandwich..." was posted on X/Twitter by Cowbeep Bopboy on June 25, 2013. "I…
“Just tried to buy toilet paper, but the grocery store’s supply was wiped out”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak caused panic buying (and shortages) of toilet paper. Toilet paper puns were used during the crisis, but they had also been used earlier. "No toilet paper at…
“Just trying to find the YEE to my HAW, and I keep finding the HELL to my NAW”
"Just trying to find the YEE to my HAW, and I keep finding the HELL to my NAW" is a jocular saying that has been printe on many images. "Just trying to find the yee to my haw, and I…
“Just turned wine into vomit. Your move, Jesus”
The Gospel of John describes a miracle of Jesus -- the transformation of water into wine. "RT @jenfunkyjen Jesus turned water into wine. I'm going to turn decade-old boxed wine into…
“Just walked past a sign that read, ‘This fire door is alarmed’” (joke)
"The fire door is alarmed" is a typical building sign, but it's sometimes joked that the door is "alarmed" because it has a human personality. "So I passed a door with…
“Just when I’m on the verge of growing cynical about our society I see an old woman smile and…”
The "woke" concept of a pregnant man has been the subject of humor. "People are cynical about today’s society but just this morning I saw an old woman give up her seat for a…
“Just when you find the key to the market, they change the locks”
"Just when you find the key to the market, they change the locks" is an old Wall Street adage. "The trouble with some guys when they give you the keys to the city they change the…
“Justice is a dish best served cold” (otherwise, just-ice would probably melt)
"Revenge is a dish best served cold" is an old proverb. A variation was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on September 2, 2017: "Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it'd…
“Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are”
"Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It is usually credited to Benjamin Franklin…
“Kale has negative calories because its caloric count is less than the energy expended throwing it up”
Many people do not like to eat kale. There are many jokes about eating kale. "Kale is a negative-calorie food because you get less energy from eating it than it takes to never shut up about…
“Kale is a negative calorie food, meaning the kale itself contains fewer calories than your body uses to throw it up…”
Many people do not like to eat kale. There are many jokes about eating kale. "Kale is a negative-calorie food because you get less energy from eating it than it takes to never shut up about…
“Kale is just angry lettuce”
Kale has been called "angry lettuce." "Quoteworthy from today's @DennisDMZ: 'Kale is like angry lettuce'" was posted on X/Twitter by Angela on April 20, 2010.…