“Arrive early, be the last to leave and kick ass all fucking day”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Arrive early, be the last to leave and kick ass all fucking day!" is a saying on a page of phrase art on Tumblr. TwitterMP® | MSTRPLN.COM@mstrpln Arrive…
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“Arrogance is ignorance matured”
"Arrogance is ignorance matured" means that from ignorance (a person who doesn't know things) one can develop or mature into arrogance (a person who is overconfident of his or her…
“Arroz by any other name would go well with enchiladas”
"Arroz" (the Spanish word for "rice") can sound like "a "rose." "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" is a famous line from William…
“Arroz by any other name would smell as wheat”
"Arroz" (the Spanish word for "rice") can sound like "a "rose." "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" is a famous line from William…
“Arroz by any other name would smell like rice”
"Arroz" (the Spanish word for "rice") can sound like "a "rose." "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" is a famous line from William…
“Art is how we decorate space. Music is how we decorate time”
"Art is how we decorate space. Music is how we decorate time" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There's nothing so sublime as Jeff Buckley covering an Alex…
“Art teachers tell you there’s no right or wrong in art, then tell you you’re wrong”
Many art teachers tell their students that there is no right or wrong in art, but then tell the students that their art is wrong. "Art teachers are all like 'there are no right or wrong…
“Arthur Murray Taught Me Dancing in a Hurry” (1942)
"Arthur Murray Taught Me Dancing in a Hurry" was a novelty song by Johnny Mercer (lyrics) and Victor Schertzinger (music). It was sung by Betty Hutton in the film The Fleet's In…
“Arthur’s Theme (Best That You Can Do)” (1981)
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (1981) was written by husband and wife team of Burt Bacharach and Carole Bayer Sager, and was performed by Christopher Cross. It was the theme…
“Artichoke hearts imply the existence of artichoke atria and artichoke ventricles”
Artichokes have nothing to do with the Arctic or Antarctica, but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the cold-water fish Arctic char. "'Antartichoke' - @al_bal4 trying to decide…
“Artichoke is the lobster of vegetables”
Artichoke has been compared to lobster. "Artichokes are the lobsters of the vegetable kingdom: such tasty meat, so hard to get at, but great with lemon butter" was posted on Twitter by…
“Artichoke is the vegetarian’s lobster”
Artichoke has been compared to lobster. "Artichokes are the lobsters of the vegetable kingdom: such tasty meat, so hard to get at, but great with lemon butter" was posted on Twitter by…
“Artichokes are only grown in the northern hemisphere. Otherwise they’re known as Antarctichokes”
Artichokes have nothing to do with the Arctic or Antarctica, but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the cold-water fish Arctic char. "'Antartichoke' - @al_bal4 trying to decide…
“Artichokes imply the existence of antartichokes”
Artichokes have nothing to do with the Arctic or Antarctica, but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the cold-water fish Arctic char. "'Antartichoke' - @al_bal4 trying to decide…
“Artichokes imply the existence of artiswallowwithoutincidents”
Artichokes have nothing to do with the Arctic or Antarctica, but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the cold-water fish Arctic char. "'Antartichoke' - @al_bal4 trying to decide…
“Artichokes imply the existence of literaturechokes and sciencechokes”
Artichokes have nothing to do with the Arctic or Antarctica, but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the cold-water fish Arctic char. "'Antartichoke' - @al_bal4 trying to decide…
“As a child: ‘You’re grounded.’ As an adult: ‘Your package will be delivered between 8 am and 6 pm’”
Waiting for a package is like being in prison, or like being grounded as a child, A joke was posted on the website Sickipedia on December 19, 2017: As a child: 'You are grounded. 'As an…
“As a kid, did you ever knock on people’s doors and run away before they could answer?” (joke)
Delivery vehicles (such as UPS) often have their employees knock on a door, and then walk away before the person can answer. "As a kid, did you ever knock on people's doors and run away…
“As a kid, did you ever knock on people’s doors and run away before they answered?” (UPS joke)
Delivery drivers (such as UPS, FedEx and Amazon) often ring the doorbell -- and then run away. A popular meme jokes about this. "As a kid, did you ever knock on people’s doors and run away…
“As a man, you should never sit there and watch your woman struggle to pay bills. Dump her and find you one with money”
"As a man, you should never watch your woman struggle to pay bills. Dump her and find one with some money" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "As a man, you…