“A gun in the hand is better than two cops on the phone”
"A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. The form is similar to the proverb "a bird in the hand is worth two in…
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“A gun in the hand is worth more than the entire police force on the phone”
"A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. The form is similar to the proverb "a bird in the hand is worth two in…
“A gun in the hand is worth the entire police force on the phone”
"A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. The form is similar to the proverb "a bird in the hand is worth two in…
“A gun is like a beer cooler: It should be fully loaded before use and completely empty after”
"A gun is like a beer cooler: It should be fully loaded before use and completely empty after" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A #gun is like a #beer cooler ... it…
“A guy named Bart walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Bart/bartender version is: "A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets…
“A guy only 3 feet, 3 inches tall showed up at my house. It was the meter man”
A "meter man" checks the gas/water meter. He is not just a meter tall, but there are jokes. "Bloke just knocked on my door, I opened it and he was about 3ft 3"tall. I said…
“A guy walks into a bar and orders fruit punch…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A fruit punch version is: "A guy walks into a bar and orders fruit punch. The…
“A guy walks into a bar with an octopus…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." "A guy walks into a bar with an octopus..." is a popular off-color bar joke that…
“A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator…” (bar joke)
There is a combination bar joke and lawyer joke. The "Do you serve lawyers here?" joke has been cited in print since at least 1994 and is of unknown authorship. Google Groups:…
“A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." "A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog" is a popular joke. The dog does flips…
“A guy walks into a bar…” (bar jokes)
Bar jokes have existed probably as long as bars have existed. In the 1950s, the jokes began with animals (such as a dog or a kangaroo) coming into a bar and asking for a drink. By the 1970s, the…
“A guy walks into a bar…lucky bastard” (bar joke, told during COVID-19 bar closures)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." However, during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, most bars were closed. The joke was:…
“A gymnast walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." "So a nearsighted gymnast walks into a bar" was cited in March 2010. "So a…
“A gymnast walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." "A gymnast walks into a bar, and is rendered hors de combat" was cited on Twitter…
“A gyro is a Greek taco” (“A gyro is a lamb taco”)
The Greek "gyro" (meat wrapped in a pita) has been compared to the Mexican "taco" (meat -- or some other filling -- wrapped in a tortilla). "Greek taco -- a gyro" was…
“A half-truth is a whole lie”
"A half-truth is a whole lie" is a popular proverb that's been directed at newspapers and politicians since at least the 1880s and 1890s. "This half truth is tantamount to a…
“A ham sandwich walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." One food joke variation is: "A ham sandwich walks into a bar and begins to order. The…
“A hamburger a day keeps the vegans away”
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away" is a famous saying. Several sayings expressing what keeps vegans away have been printed on several images. "A rib a day keeps the vegans…
“A hamburger doesn’t have a front or back until you bite it”
Where is the front of a hamburger? "There is no front of a hamburger until a bite is taken! #NationalBurgerDay" was posted on Twitter by Gerald on August 27, 2015. "A hamburger…
“A hamburger walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." One of the oldest and most popular of bar jokes is: "Ham sandwich walks into a bar and…