“Aioli is just mayo that studied abroad”
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester…
1930s: Jazzing the Big Apple
“Aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester abroad”
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester…
“Air conditioning implies the existence of air shampooing”
Reddit -- Funny Posted by u/Gemaman2 April 14, 2014If shampoo is meant to be applied first for conditioner to fully work, why don't we have air shampoos? Reddit -- ShittyasksciencePosted by…
“Air fryers are easy bake ovens for adults”
The Easy-Bake Oven is a toy that was introduced in 1963 to help teach young children to cook. An air fryer is sometimes said to be a similar toy for older individuals. "Air fryers are the easy…
“Air fryers are the easy bake ovens many of us never got as children”
The Easy-Bake Oven is a toy that was introduced in 1963 to help teach young children to cook. An air fryer is sometimes said to be a similar toy for older individuals. "Air fryers are the easy…
“Air Jordan implies the existence of Water Jordan, Earth Jordan, and Fire Jordan”
"Air Jordan" is a line of basketball shoes produced by Nike, Inc. There are no other elements of Jordan shoes, but there are jokes. "The fact that "Air Jordans" exist…
“Air Jordans imply the existence of Water Jordans, Earth Jordans and Fire Jordans”
"Air Jordan" is a line of basketball shoes produced by Nike, Inc. There are no other elements of Jordan shoes, but there are jokes. "The fact that "Air Jordans" exist…
“Airline pilots are the truckers of the sky”
Airline pilots have been compared to truck drivers. "Pilots are like the Truckers of the Sky. Sky Truckers!" was posted on Twitter by Jas Romain on June 30, 2010. "Pilots are the…
“Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you”
"Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you" has been credited to baseball pitcher Satchel Paige (1906-1982). The saying means that air travelers are seldom injured;…
“Airport: come like 3 hours early / Ok what gate do I go to / Airport: not telling until last minute”
The following joke about airports was posted on X/Twitter by Jo Lee on February 20, 2024, and received over 113,000 likes: Airport: come like 3 hours early Ok what gate do I go to Airport: not…
“Airports are like post offices for humans”
Post offices deliver letters and packages. Airports deliver people. "@ChrisCotsiou 'Airports are like post offices for people'" was posted on Twitter by Thayne Flanagan on June…
“Airports are like post offices for people”
Post offices deliver letters and packages. Airports deliver people. "@ChrisCotsiou 'Airports are like post offices for people'" was posted on Twitter by Thayne Flanagan on June…
“AK—means the gun was manufactured in Alaska” (joke)
AR-15 and AK-47 are rifles, but they are not named after the postal codes for Arkansas (AR) and Alaska (AK). A joke (shown on a meme) was poste on Facebook by George Baylor on October 22, 2019:…
“Alamo has no back door” (Maury Maverick, Jr.)
John F. Kennedy was speaking at the Alamo in 1960. There were crowds at the plaza in front of the Alamo, so he asked if the Alamo had a back door. "There is no back door to the Alamo,"…
“Alarm clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack”
"Alarm clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Alarm clocks. Because every morning should begin…
“Alcohol - Because no good story starts with someone eating a salad”
"Alcohol -- Becasue no good/great story starts with someone eating a salad" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many posters. "ALCOHOL -- Because no good story…
“Alcohol (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Alcohol and calculus don’t mix—never drink and derive”
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix -- never drink and derive" is a humorous saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts. The "never drink and derive" pun…
“Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk”
"Alcohol doesn't solve any problems...but then again, neither does milk" is a jocular one-line saying, often included on websites in a group titled "Dilbert One Liners."…
“Alcohol helps to remove the stress, the tension, the bra, the panties and a host of other problems”
"Alcohol helps to remove the stress, the tension, the bra, the panties and a host of other problems" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…