"Alcohol doesn't solve any problems...but then…

“Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk” is a jocular one-line saying, often included on websites in a group titled “Dilbert One Liners.” The saying has been printed on many gift items, such as posters and sweatshirts. “Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk” has been cited in print since at least 2003 and is of unknown origin.

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Funny Quotes
Posted By: salman_chagani
Tue Oct 14, 2003 8:19 pm
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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

SikhSangat.com
_balwinderkaur_
Posted 26 November 2003 - 12:00 AM
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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

I had a dream…
funny… but something to think about
Just kidding!... thanks to Tania
Published on February 19, 2004 By The Gent In Humor
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Alcohol ‘doesn’t solve any problems’,
but then again, neither does milk.

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners:
Over 10,000 Gems of Wit and Wisdom, One-liners and Wiscracks
By Geoff Tibballs
New York, NY: Carroll and Graf Publishers
2004
Pg. 30:
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk.

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Amusing Quotes
subhasis_50
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 2:16 pm
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[12] Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

1 January 2007, Times-Standard (Eureka, CA), “Runners have a lot to look forward to this year” by Tim Martin:
“Yes, I know, alcohol doesn’t solve any problems. But then again, neither does bottled water.*

Google Books
The Weak Send Rocks,
The Strong Send Rockets
By Marek Arnaud
New York, NY: Eloquent Books
2009
Pg. 173:
“Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.”
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Bits & Pieces
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…
November 8th, 2010
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COMMENTS
Dan
November 11, 2010 at 12:06 pm
Rickets. Milk solves solves that.