“After drinking whiskey, driving is risky”
"After whisk(e)y, driving risky" (or "After drinking whisk(e)y, driving is risky") is road sign that has been printed on many images. The sign has been popular in Central Asia.…
Music/Dance/Theatre/Film/Circus
“After drinking whisky, driving is risky”
"After whisk(e)y, driving risky" (or "After drinking whisk(e)y, driving is risky") is road sign that has been printed on many images. The sign has been popular in Central Asia.…
“After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn’t want to eat…”
A joke about high gas prices was posted on Twitter on June 1, 2011: "After filling up my gas tank, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the rest of the week anyways." "After…
“After getting up at stupid o’clock this morning, I’m looking forward to wine o’clock tonight”
"I hate getting up at stupid o'clock in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "stupid o'clock" refers to an unreasonably early hour…
“After I drink coffee, I show my empty mug to the IT guy and say I’ve successfully installed Java”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter♡ brian essbe ♡ @SortaBadAfter I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.12:53 PM - 23…
“After I drink coffee, I show my empty mug to the IT guy and say I’ve successfully installed Java”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Java (programming language)Java is a general-purpose computer programming language that is concurrent, class-based, object-oriented, and specifically designed…
“After I finish my morning cup of coffee, I like to take a break and have a cup of coffee”
"After I finish my morning cup of coffee, I like to take a break and have a cup of coffee" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Mama's Coffee Shop on July 21, 2020. The…
“After I’m done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I’m a black jack dealer”
"When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog, like I'm a blackjack dealer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The dog is looking the some food.…
“After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging”
Semaphore has led to several puns about "flagging." "I tried semaphore as a twitter alternative today. But after an hour or so I was flagging" was posted on Twitter by John V…
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF”
"After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, buttons and T-shirts. The "WTF" stands for…
“After playing guitar for years, I thought I could learn to play the piano…”
"@td644: 'A piano is the easiest instrument to pick up.' @ProtomanX97: 'BRB, going to pick up a piano'" was posted on Twitter by QuoteableClusterduck on August 28,…
“After six months of listening to people talk with masks on…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. The masks often made it harder to communicate. "After six months of listening to people talk with masks on…
“After spending any amount of time on social media you can understand…”
Many people on social media are not too bright. "Take a look at trending topics on Twitter and you'll understand why they have to write 'do not eat' on dry silica packets"…
“After waking up at stupid o’clock this morning, I’m looking forward to wine o’clock tonight”
"I hate getting up at stupid o'clock in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "stupid o'clock" refers to an unreasonably early hour…
“After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. However, many people who wore the masks did not cover their nose and/or their mouth with the mask. "After…
“After whiskey, driving risky”
"After whisk(e)y, driving risky" (or "After drinking whisk(e)y, driving is risky") is road sign that has been printed on many images. The sign has been popular in Central Asia.…
“After whisky, driving risky”
"After whisk(e)y, driving risky" (or "After drinking whisk(e)y, driving is risky") is road sign that has been printed on many images. The sign has been popular in Central Asia.…
“After winning, I threw the ball into the crowd. Apparently, that’s unacceptable in bowling”
"After winning the match, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd, like they do on TV. Apparently, it's unacceptable in bowling" is a jocular one-line sports saying that was…
“After work, I volunteer to help blind children” (joke)
"In my spare time I help blind children. I mean the verb, not the adjective" is a dark joke that was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on June 9, 2016. "After work, I volunteer to help blind…
“Against all authority… except my mom”
"Against all authority... except my mom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is anti-government, but pro-family. The Spanish "Contra toda autoridad...…