“Adults are just kids with money”
"Adults are just kids with money" is a humorous saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters and bumper stickers. "Adults -- kids with money" has been cited…
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“Adults on board. We want to live too!” (vehicle sign)
"Adults on board. We want to live too!" (or "Adult on board. I want to live too!") is a vehicle sign that has been
“Adventures in Heroism” (Intrepid Sea-Air-Space Museum)
The Intrepid Sea-Air-Space Museum features the Intrepid, a World War II aircraft carrier. The museum on the west side of Manhattan has so much more, so a recent slogan has been added:…
“Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records”
"Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records" is an motivational saying that has been printed on posters and T-shirts. American author William Arthur Ward (1921-1994) has…
“Adversity doesn’t build character—it reveals it”
"Adversity does not build character, it reveals it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Google Groups: MEH NewsletterMatt 4/28/09(...)"Adversity does not build…
“Adversity introduces a man to himself”
"Adversity introduces a man to himself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has frequently been credited to German-born theoretical physicist Albert Einstein…
“Advertising helps raise the standard of living by raising the standard of longing”
"Advertising helps raise the standard of living by raising the standard of longing" is a popular saying about advertising. The saying has been cited in print since 1955, when it was…
“Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on”
Madison Avenue adman Jerry Della Femina wrote in his book, From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Pearl Harbor: Front-Line Dispatches From The Advertising War (1970): "There are ugly people…
“Advertising is what you pay for; publicity is what you pray for”
"Advertising is what you pay for; publicity (or public relations) is what you pray for" is a popular business saying. "Advertising is what you pay for; publicity is what your public…
“Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises…”
"Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps" is a jocular one-line saying about aerobics. The line has been…
“Afraid of not getting what you ordered with online shopping? Try online dating!”
"Afraid of not getting what you ordered with online shopping? Try online dating!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that online dating could be better, but is…
“After 30, you can’t eat Taco Bell and have sex in the same day”
Taco Bell food can cause diarrhea. "You can't have Taco Bell and sex in the same day. It's just science" was posted on Twitter by Stoic Disnterest on July 13, 2015. "And if…
“After 35, there’s no way to get out of a pool float with your dignity intact”
"Fact: There's no graceful way to get on a pool float" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "After 35, there’s no way to get out of a pool float with your dignity…
“After 40, you can’t have Taco Bell and sex in the same day”
Taco Bell food can cause diarrhea. "You can't have Taco Bell and sex in the same day. It's just science" was posted on Twitter by Stoic Disnterest on July 13, 2015. "And if…
“After 8 beers I was dangerously weaving in the middle of the road…” (joke)
A drinking joke was posted on Twitter on October 28, 2012: "After finishing 10 pints I was weaving in the middle of the road. I thought, 'It'd probably be safer to make this basket…
“After all the eating I did over the holidays, I am happy to report that my socks still fit”
"After all the eating I did over the holidays, I am happy to report that my socks still fit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "After all the eating I did…
“After all the stupid things I’ve done in my life, if I die because I touched my face…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some public health warnings cautioning people not to touch their face. "I swear... after all the stupid, backward ass, ignorant stuff I’ve done…
“After all this bullshit, we better be in the next bible”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic made the year 2020 a bad year for many people. Ray Gilbert Jr. posted this on Facebook on December 12, 2020: "After all this bullshit we better be in the…
“After dinner, I don’t brush my teeth. I count them”
New York-based stand-up comedian Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004) joked about his wife's cooking: "I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count…
“After dinner, my wife asked me if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it”
To "clear the table" usually means to take away dinner plates, but a pun was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 14, 2017: "After dinner my wife asked me if I could clear the table. I…