“Home Sweet Homeroom” (“Home Sweet Classroom”)
"Home Sweet Homeroom" (or "Home Sweet Classroom") is a saying that has been printed on wall hangings that are frequently seen in school classrooms. The saying is a variation…
Work/Businesses
“Home sweet office”
"Home sweet office" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is based on the song "Home Sweet Home" that John Howard Payne (1791-1852) wrote for the…
“Home, sweet home”
"Home, Sweet Home" is the title of a song by John Howard Payne (1791-1852) in his 1823 comic opera, Clari, or the Maid of Milan (first presented at the Dramatic Repository at 214 Broadway…
“Home, Sweet Home”
"There's no place like home!" is one of the most famous of all American expressions. John Howard Payne (1791-1852) wrote these lyrics for "Home, Sweet Home" in the opera…
“HOME: Where the HO & ME come together”
"HOME: Where the HO & ME come together" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "'Home is where the ho and me are.' - Abu Shahid" was posted on…
“Homebrewing is my hobby; beer is my reward”
"Homebrewing is my hobby. Beer is my reward" has been printed on many T-shirts. "#Homebrewing is my #hobby...#beer is my #reward" was cited on Twitter on May 31, 2014. It's…
“Homeless are people are the best activists. They’re always asking for change!”
Homeless people want change, but does that make them activists? "I just saw a homeless political activist begging for change. #worstjokeIcouldthinkofonthespot" was posted on Twitter on…
“Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it”
"Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it" is a jocular saying about homemade foods that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter…
“Homes are where jobs go at night”
More jobs means more housing, and fewer jobs means fewer homes. "Homes (or "housing" or "real estate") is where (the) jobs go at night" is a popular saying of unknown…
“Homeschool Day One: Wondering how to get this kid transferred out of my class”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many school closings. Many parents were forced to home school their children for the first time. "Day 2 of homeschool: Wondering how I can get…
“Homeschooled kids miss out on being a gay communist”
Does public education now teach children to be gay communists? "Study Shows Kids Who Are Homeschooled Could Miss Out On Opportunity To Be A Gay Communist" was a headline story in the…
“Homework is mandatory unpaid overtime for school children”
Homework at school is often compared to unpaid overtime at a job. "Homework is the reason i hate school. It's like unpaid overtime" was posted on Twitter by Sam Ficco on September 1,…
“Homework is the school’s version of unpaid overtime”
Homework at school is often compared to unpaid overtime at a job. "Homework is the reason i hate school. It's like unpaid overtime" was posted on Twitter by Sam Ficco on September 1,…
“Homework: Because 7 hours of school wasn’t enough”
"Homework: Because 7 hours of school wasn't enough" is a jocular one-line school saying that has been printed on many images. "Homework: because 5 hours of school a day…
“Homework: If it goes too easy, you’re doing it wrong”
"Homework: If it goes too easy, you're doing it wrong" is a one-line homework saying that has been printed on several images. "Quick tip: if you think your calc homework is too…
“Hominy, sir?”/“Oh, about four or five.” (Northerner ordering grits)
A Northerner tells a waitress that he wants to order grits. "Hominy, sir?" the waitress asks. "Oh, about four or five," replies the confused customer. "Hominy" sounds…
“Honestly, I don’t mind leg day at the gym. It’s just the two days after that I can’t stand”
"I can't stand" (meaning a dislike of something) usually is not taken literally, but there are jokes. This gym joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on August 3, 2019: "Honestly, I…
“Honestly, I’ve never seen anyone fall because of a banana peel”
The banana peel gag -- a person slipping on a banana peel -- has been a popular type of humor since the 19th century. "Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana peel"…
“Honestly, it’s not the way I look that reveals my age, it’s my use of complete sentences when I text”
"Honestly, it's not the way I look that reveals my age, it's my use of complete sentences when I text" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking”
"Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a reference to zombie stories such as the…